eat ass knit fast be ghast(ly)

26// she/her // call me... gay //

[the-tree-line]

i forgot what the post was gonna be……. i made these n then my brain stopped after that step

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[millionfish]

pet commission for Angelo! 🐈🌠❤️

[rapid-artwork]

Finally cleaned up an old doodle I started a while ago.

A stoic biker dude from a Mad-Max style post-apocalypse world gets teleported to a magical fairy realm where all conflict is solved through enchanted baking contests.

Long story short he adjusts quickly and becomes an adopted dad to an entire kingdom of magical baking witches. 

[solarcandydrops]

I love this with my whole heart

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

time traveler hyping themself up for the 1920s: it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1

[emmathewson]

let them hike!

[constanzeofficial]

so if generic wizards use wands and staffs to cast spells I’m gonna bring up the idea of modern era magicians using what they can find with a wooden body, like teens picking up baseball bats and 2x4s imagine just running out of mana or whatever and instead of slinking back you just crack your rune laden bat over a particularly punkish goblin

[nobby-art]

yall mind if i

[bug-mp3]

You ever write something, like a line of poetry, while you’re half-asleep or at least very, very tired and you‘re like oh this is so good. So smart, so intellectual. And then you find it in your notes later and your like what the fuck does this even mean

[bug-mp3]

[alecscudder1987]

[1eos]

why do i want to quit every job i start lmao

[mari-animates]

Hot girls shouldn't work

[1eos]

tea...... what im doing is sick nd unnatural

[astriiformes]

One of my coworkers was telling me that they had seen these really cute trilobite plushies at another gift shop and recommended them to the store manager at our museum, which lead to us scrolling through the manufacturer's website together on shift today and SHRIEKING with laughter at the exact same moment when we simultaneously noticed that they sell a giant $100 eurypterid body pillow

[astriiformes]

Now THIS is what I like to see!!

[barrysjumpsuit]

one lives on my lab couch and 10/10 can confirm best thing to spoon with

[astriiformes]

#they released these at a conference i was at in 2019#i was working a table right next to the pri#people went CRAZY#they sold out in 10 min#and all these grisled old phds were carrying around 5 foot long eurypterids the rest of the day (@barrysjumpsuit)

Hello thank you for the most critical supplemental information I’ve ever received on a post.

[spelldealer]

you ever catch a glimpse of a cloud passing in front of a full moon and you’re suddenly a highwayman in an 18th century ghost story who just left a tavern on a chilly october night to ride horseback through the woods till you reach the next town over

[guerrillatech]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I'm asserting Luka being a Miku stan

[616marvel]

This outfit from Black Widow: Infinity 

[homoidiotic]

[feralg0blin]

[artsywitchling]

I come up with strange concepts, when I want to avoid drawing umbrellas.

[awwww-cute]

[losbukibarnes-deactivated202007]

giant powdered doughnut