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HELLO

HOLY HECK WE’VE BEEN GONE TOO LONG

Well lovely followers, Admin Star and Ember are back! Yes for real this time. We just had a lot on our plates, i moved and Ember got married! We’ve been busy as bees, but now that things are slowing down we are able to be back!

So starting today we will be taking asks and answering them! <3

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Miraculous South Park

When mayhem strikes the quiet mountain town the chosen heroes are born. This is the tale about the adventure of a life time that is thrusted upon a select few High School Students in South Park, Colorado. Little do they know that their whole lives will be flipped upside down. Honestly you could says it’s a little Miraculous.  

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.:Main Classroom Character List:.

Kyle Broflovski 

Stanley Marsh

Kenneth McCormick  

Eric Cartman  

Leopold “Butters” Stotch 

Craig Tucker 

Tweek Tweak  

Wendy Testaburger 

Clyde Donovan 

Token Black 

Damien Thorn 

Phillip “Pip” Pirrup 

Scott Malkinson 

.:Kwamis:.

Daemon - Kwami Holder – Dragon – Owned by Mr. Kim

Hatté - Akumatization – Moth – Owned by Mr. Garrison 

Thumper – Creation – Bunny – Owned by Leopold “Butters” Stotch 

Lupus – Destruction – Wolf – Owned by Kenneth “Kenny” McCormick 

Otto & Chica – Love – Swan – Owned by Craig Tucker & Tweek Tweak

Zeev – Mischief – Fox – Owned by Kyle Broflovski

Spot – Amusement - Dog – Owned by Stanley “Stan” Marsh

Kitty – Persuasion – Cat – Owned by Eric Cartman

.:Background Character List:.

Jimmy Valmer 

Timmy Burch 

Bebe Stevens

Nichole Daniels

Heidi Turner

Lola

Nelly

Michael

Pete 

Henrietta Biggles

Georgie “Firkle” Smith

Ike Broflovski

Shelly Marsh

Tricia “Ruby” Tucker

Red Tucker

Karen McCormick

Kevin McCormick

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When things in South park start to get a little weirder than normal, a group of students are given charms by Mr. Kim. Little did they know these charms had a lot more to them than meets the eye. Together all of them (Except Cartman cause he’s abusing it) band together to fight off the mysterious force causing mayhem in South Park.

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Little Side Note:

I’ve been working on this for the whole day instead of doing my studying but I don’t regret a thing. Anywho, I’ll be working on costumes and Kwami designs after my last two finals!!!

Ps.

If you want an idea who the people are like in the AU

Kyle Broflovski & Stanley Marsh – As a tag team as the role of Nino Kenneth McCormick – As Adrien Eric Cartman – As Chloe Leopold “Butters” Stotch – As Marinette Craig Tucker – As Ivan Tweek Tweak – As Mylene Wendy Testaburger – As Alya Clyde Donovan – As Kim Token Black – As Max Damien Thorn – As Juleka Phillip “Pip” Pirrup – As Rose Scott Malkinson – As Sabrina

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Clyde is a little slow to the party, of course all the boys know about Kyle’s obvious love for Stan, but Clyde believes he’s the first to figure out this... Little does he know he’s the last one to find out.

Craig be like “ Just when I think you can’t possibly be that dense, you prove me wrong you fucker “

ALSO THANKS SO MUCH FOR FOLLOWING US!!! This is a celebration doodle for the mile-stone of reaching 50+ Followers!! <3

- Admin Star

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South Park Sexuality and Relationship Master List

Stanley “Stan” Marsh

Stan is Bisexual 

Status: It’s complicated with Wendy Testaburger (Future will end up with Kyle Broflovski)

Shelly Marsh

Shelly is Heterosexual 

Status: Single

Kyle Broflovski

Kyle is Demisexual (Or in Kenny’s words “Stansexual” )

Status: Pinning over Stanley “Stan” Marsh (Future will end up with Stanley “Stan” Marsh)

Ike Broflovski

Ike is Pansexual

Status: In a relationship with Georgie “Firkle” Smith

Kenneth “Kenny” McCormick

Kenny is Bisexual.

Status: In a relationship with Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Karen McCormick

Karen is Heterosexual 

Status: Single

Kevin McCormick

Kevin is Heterosexual 

Status: Single

Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Butters is Homosexual.

Status: In a relationship with Kenneth “Kenny” McCormick

Craig Tucker

Craig is Homosexual (Really he’s only in love with his Coffee Bean <3)

Status: In a very committed relationship with Tweek Tweak

Ruby Tucker

Ruby is Heterosexual 

Status: Single

Tweek Tweak

Tweek is Homosexual. 

Status: In a very committed relationship with Craig Tucker

Damien Thorn

Damien is Pansexual 

Status: In a very committed relationship with Phillip “Pip” Pirrup

Phillip “Pip” Pirrup

Pip is Homosexual 

Status: In a very committed relationship with Damien Thorn

Clyde Donovan

Clyde is Heterosexual 

Status: In a relationship with Bebe Stevens

Bebe Stevens

Bebe is Heterosexual

Status: In a relationship Clyde Donovan

Wendy Testaburger

Wendy is Polysexual 

Status: It’s complicated with Stanley “Stan” Marsh (Future will end up with Eric Cartman)

Token Black

Token is Heterosexual 

Status: In a relationship with Nichole Daniels

Nichole Daniels

Nichole is Heterosexual 

Status: In a relationship with Token Black

Timmy Burch

Timmy is Asexual 

Status: Single

Jimmy Valmer

Jimmy is Bisexual

Status: In a relationship with Lola

Red Tucker

Red is Heterosexual 

Status: Single

Eric Cartman

Eric is Heterosexual 

Status: It’s complicated with Heidi Turner (Future will end up with Wendy Testaburger)

Heidi Turner

Heidi is Heterosexual 

Status:It’s complicated with Eric Cartman (Future will end up single)

Georgie “Firkle” Smith

Firkle is Asexual 

Status: In a relationship with Ike Broflovski

Henrietta Biggle  

Henriette is Heterosexual 

Status: Single

Pete Thelman

Pete is Demisexual 

Status: In a relationship with Michael

Michael

Michael is Bisexual 

Status: In a relationship with Pete Thelman

Scott Malkinson

Scott is Heterosexual 

Status: Single

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Sooo... what IS Kyle's sexuality? I need to know ಠ_ಠ

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“We should be lovers and that’s a fact”

“Though nothing will keep us together”

“We can steal time just for one day”

“We can be heroes, forever and ever, we can be heroes, forever and ever, we can’t be heroes... just because I love you”

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I’m a sucker for these two and the AU I started to develop ;u; Have Craig and Tweek as Christian and Satine for the Moulin Rouge!AU. 

- Admin Star

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Creek AU Idea

So like.... Moulin Rouge..... I was watching it and was instantly inspired, be prepared for art ;u; I hate myself for this au idea cause like.... UGH IT WILL BE SO FREAKING SAD. 

Craig as Christian -  apathetic version

Tweek as Satine - anxious and hopelessly in love version

I’m designing their looks tomorrow after class and I’m going to figure out all the roles of the other kids!

- Admin Star

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Have I ever mentioned that I love these two?? Well they are like one of my top ships!

- Admin Star

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Karen, how about giving your big bro a make over?

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So, Stan, Kyle- Favorite movie to watch together??

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Clyde HCs?

Clyde Donovan Headcanons:

Clyde is Heterosexual 

Clyde is 5’9” when he is fully grown.

Clyde is on the football team with Token and Stan, and thinks he’s better than he actually is at the sport, and he is frequently caught bragging to the Raisins girls about his athletic prowess.

After losing his mother due to his own negligence, Clyde is extremely obsessive about putting down the toilet seat. He obsessively checks bathroom stalls and puts the seats down even if he didn’t use that toilet. He will also chew out the guys if they neglect to put down the toilet seat after using the bathroom.

Clyde is the biggest crybaby out of the guys in their grade, something that some of the girls make fun of him for. Both Stan and Craig will defend Clyde during these moments of vulnerability; with Stan empathizing and Craig being protective of his best friend.

After The List incident, Clyde shamelessly flirts with every girl he comes across. He becomes the stereotypical popular jock in high school and changes girlfriends every other week. Despite this, he has a huge soft spot for Bebe and it’s always her that initiates any break-ups between them, usually because he is too clingy—which was caused because of her frequently dumping him. It’s a vicious cycle. Clyde will call Craig and cry for hours every time Bebe dumps with him. 

Clyde is perhaps the most oblivious guy in their grade, usually being the last person to realize something that is blaringly obvious to everyone else.

Clyde is the biggest supporter of Craig’s and Tweek’s relationship, despite Craig’s constant complaining about it, he actually has a yaoi poster of them in his room to show off how much he enjoys two of this best friends being together.

Clyde is a secret nerd and this side only pops out when he’s with his closest friends. He tends to want to go to conventions and will drag Craig, Tweek, Token, Butters, and Kenny with. Craig and Kenny constantly give him shit about it but they secretly enjoy it one because they are nerds themselves and two because Tweek and Butters try to cosplay and they find it adorable.

Despite Craig teasing and giving Clyde so much shit for all the little dumb things he does, the two of them are very close like brothers and care about each other’s well being.   

Clyde and Craig LOVE sweets, so when Tweek is trying out new recipes or is baking some desserts for the coffee shop the two of them will ask to lick the spoon or they’ll steal some of the sweet treats when Tweek isn’t looking.  

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Token HCs?

Token Black Headcanons:

Token is Heterosexual 

Token is 6’0”, the same height as Stan, with the two of them tied for the second tallest guys in their grade.

Token is very athletic, playing on both the football team and the basketball team.

Token feels a lot of pressure from his parents to succeed academically and fiscally. He pushes himself to be very involved in school activities, mostly with the debate team, believing that more extracurriculars will make him a more desirable college applicant. Through high school, he wants to get accepted into an Ivy League school—he gets accepted into Brown, which Cartman proceeds to make a million jokes about. 

Token is very skilled with the bass guitar, and continues playing into high school. He wants to start a band, but the other boys are too noncommittal about learning an instrument.

The other boys give Token crap about being such an overachiever in high school, wanting him to chill out and slack off with them. Craig and Clyde eventually get him to stop obsessing over being involved in every single activity, talking him out of joining the marching band so that he would actually have time to spend with his friends.

Throughout high school, Token is a bit of an unintentional ladies’ man. While he is not oblivious to this fact, he doesn’t have much interest in dating a girl in his grade, worried that he would get tied down and never leave South Park. This changes his senior year when Nichole shows interest in Token again, and the two tentatively start dating. Token remains fully devoted to Nichole in a long-distance relationship after graduation.

Token, Kyle, Wendy, and Butters all take the few advanced placement courses offered in South Park high school. They frequently meet up to study together and applied to a lot of the same colleges. Token helps tutor Butters, who was forced to take the advanced courses by his parents, who will ground him if he doesn’t become valedictorian (he doesn’t, that honor goes to Wendy). 

Cartman’s constant racist remarks and teasing cause Token to purposefully go out of his way to avoid every black stereotype, as he is determined to prevent Cartman from gaining any satisfaction at his own dispense. Cartman is extremely pissed off about Token graduating high school without impregnating some girl.

Token takes an interest in social justice, a trait that is nurtured by PC Principal throughout middle and high school. This results in Token wanting to go to school to become a lawyer like his father, which he eventually does.

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PLEASE DO MORE HEADCANONS!!! I LOV THEM

Aww we are glad you like them! Of course we will do more! We are always adding to the Headcanons we already have! So there are more Tweek, Craig, Kenny, Butters, Kyle, and Stan we haven’t added!

However, we just post the HCs as we get asks about!~ So if you have any characters you wanna know about you can shoot us an ask!

We have a List of Characters we’ll answer about on our blog that you can of course ask Headcanons about or questions to!

Here is the list:

Stanley “Stan” Marsh

Shelly Marsh

Kyle Broflovski

Ike Broflovski

Kenneth “Kenny” McCormick

Karen McCormick

Kevin McCormick

Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Craig Tucker

Ruby Tucker

Tweak Tweek

Red Tucker

Damien Thorn

Phillip “Pip” Pirrup

Clyde Donovan

Bebe Stevens

Wendy Testaburger

Eric Cartman

Heidi Turner

Token Black

Nichole Daniels

Timmy Burch

Jimmy Valmer 

Scott Malkinson

Henrietta Biggle  

Michael (Tall Goth)

Pete Thelman

Georgie “Firkle” Smith

The bolded ones have some headcanons already posted! But if you want more please just ask! <3

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Not an ask but just dropping by to say that these headcannons are so wholesome, 10/10 keep up the great work <3

❤ Thank you!! We appreciate the kind words :)

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We are accepting asks for the kids of South Park! On our blog they are in High School! However, you can ask them questions about when they were kids or directed at older them! We are eager to have the kids answer your questions along with drawing their response!

 - Admins Star and Ember

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Ohh man, do you guys have any HCs for Stan??? :)

Stanley “Stan” Marsh Headcanons:

Stan is Bisexual 

When the boys are fully grown, Stan is 6’0” tall, tied with Token as second tallest of the guys.

Stan realizes he is bisexual in his freshman year of college.

Randy and Sharon get divorced—and stay divorced—after Shelley leaves for college. Stan has a difficult time picking which parent to spend holidays with, actually spending the first Thanksgiving with the Broflovskis in order to keep the peace.

The divorce is pretty hard on Stan, and he starts drinking with the guys on weekends to cope with the immediate aftermath. He is careful not to drink around Kyle, who disapproves of this habit, but always makes sure that he drinks with Kenny because he knows Kenny will watch out for him if he gets too drunk.

Randy pushes Stan to play football in high school, something that Stan proves to be pretty talented it. By the time the boys are sophomores, Stan is the regular quarterback. Due to his nerves, Stan is always queasy on game days and throws up before leaving the locker room. 

Stan and Wendy are on-and-off again throughout both middle and high school, much to the gang’s collective chagrin. It isn’t until Stan is on his way to college at UCLA that the two permanently break-up. 

Stan’s soft-spot for animals stays with him into adulthood; with Stan volunteering to walk shelter dogs every weekend (aside from football season). He also advocates for the adoption of rescue pets. 

Stan is always clean-shaven, afraid that growing facial hair—especially a moustache— will make him look too much like his father. 

Stan secretly loves that Kyle didn’t grow to be super tall like him, because he thinks that it’s cute. He will deny that, though.

Stan does averagely in high school, partially due to the emotional strain of his parents’ divorce. Applying for college left him queasy, because he knew that Kyle would get into amazing schools for his flawless academic record and Stan wouldn’t be accepted into those fancy schools. He gets into UCLA on a huge athletic scholarship and is extremely upset when Kyle decides to go to Penn State on the opposite side of the country. It takes him a stupidly long time to figure out why he was so upset about that.

Stan and Kyle continued to have sleepovers on Friday nights all through high school, with Stan frequently either ditching early or canceling dates with Wendy in favor of spending time with Kyle. This is the case of many arguments between Stan and Wendy.

Stan believes in the best of people even at the worst of times, having learned from his experience as a cynic after his 10th birthday. He is the reason that the gang (Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, and himself) stay “close” friends until 8th grade. He cuts ties with Cartman after he tries to intentionally and hatefully sabotage Kyle’s bar mitzvah. Stan and Kenny go to great lengths to ensure Cartman fails. Kyle’s bar mitzvah was great.

Stan is a little insecure in his relationships and gets jealous easily. For example, he gets super jealous if Kyle confides in anyone except him, taking it personally. When questioned why he is getting so bent out of shape—usually by Kenny, as he is the one Kyle confides in aside from Stan—Stan will say it’s because HE is Kyle’s best friend. If pressed further, he tells you to fuck off and promptly drops the subject.

Stan absolutely hates all forms of social media, because he doesn’t want to get sucked into it. Kyle and Kenny set up both his Instagram and Snapchat, but he hardly uses it.

When Stan and Kyle FINALLY get together, he discovers that he developed a fetish for Kyle’s hat.

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Can I please have some Kyle HCs? >u<

Kyle Broflovski Headcanons:

As far as his sexuality goes… well, you’ll have to specifically ask him about it.

When he is fully grown, he is 5’7 ½”. That ½ inch matters and he makes a huge deal about making sure people know he is NOT 5’7”

He realizes that he has romantic feelings for Stan when he is in middle school, though desperately tries to repress those feelings because he is terrified of Stan’s reaction.

Kenny is the first and only person that Kyle confides in about his feelings for Stan, everyone else just figures it out. Stan is the last person to actually realize it.

Kyle was super self-conscious and embarrassed about being the only one in his grade to have a bar mitzvah—mainly because Cartman threatened to sabotage it— and he desperately tried to talk Gerald and Sheila out of throwing him one. Lots of “what what WHATS” ensued and he did have a bar mitzvah. Stan and Kenny made damn sure that Cartman didn’t ruin the experience for him.

The high school dress code dictated that no hats be worn during school hours. Kyle and Craig refused to take off their hats and had detention for two solid weeks before PC Principal allowed for them to wear their hats as self-expression.

Kyle doesn’t become comfortable with his hair until he is a junior in high school and switches to occasionally wearing his hat during school hours.

Kyle has freckles covering his cheeks and nose, as well as his upper arms and shoulders.

Kyle tends to overthink things—such as confessing his feelings to Stan—leading to him being a little hysterical at times.

Kyle has a temper, something he inherited from Sheila and his Jersey side. He will argue things to the death and get all up in your face if he knows you’re wrong. The only person who can calm him down when he gets worked up is Stan.

Kyle is super supportive and proud of Stan being the school’s football star, and even though he doesn’t actually care for the sport, he attends every game and is the loudest cheerer—yes, that includes Randy—whenever Stan makes a great play or scores.

Despite Gerald’s fantastic beard-growing skills, Kyle actually can’t grow anything aside from the occasional chin hair. Even though Cartman and some of the other guys give him a hard time about it, he’s secretly glad because he was worried he’d have the curliest, reddest beard that anyone has ever seen.

Kyle is obsessed with personal hygiene, taking extra care in his own personal grooming.

Kyle’s first kiss is with Bebe. Not because he has feelings for her, but because after Cartman makes fun of him for not having any real dating experience by middle school. Bebe, who had a bit of a crush on him at the time, offers to teach him. He did not enjoy the experience, vehemently believing the act of kissing to be wet and unsanitary until he finally kisses Stan.