The Other Wo(man) (2265 words) by Klaus13 [AO3]
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts & Tony Stark Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts Additional Tags: Age Difference, Drunken Flirting, Drunken Kissing, Drunken Shenanigans, Drunk Sex, I Was Drunk When I Wrote This, Tony Stark Calls Peter Parker "Baby", Daddy Kink, Tony Stark Is a Mess, Cheating, Infidelity, Older Man/Younger Man, Song: Before He Cheats (Carrie Underwood), The Author Regrets Nothing, Fanwork Creator Projecting onto Peter Parker Summary:
"Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach-blonde tramp And she's probably gettin' frisky Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick Showin' her how to shoot a combo And he don't know I dug my key into the side (into the side) Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights) Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats"
Except it's Peter Parker.