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[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[weloveshortvideos]

[kindbabylove]

Man: [singing in Spanish] Ooo… The beeeeard pets the caaat… Ooo—

[wartequila]

Thank you for the translation and thanks to this man for bringing us such a wonderful video.

[joanne-deluxe]

Me: *goes to sleep hoping I don’t wake up*

Me: *wakes up*

Me:

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

[bubble-lead]

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

[disgustinganimals]

I think the kitten is winning but I know I’m just a sucker for underdogs.

[z3r0returns-deactivated20181209]

@disgustinganimals is that a pun??

[disgustinganimals]

I’d never!

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

*is inconvenienced in any way*

[stability]

[cupofcastiel]

younger me: why am i so obsessed with gay people

me now: i am a gay people 

[failbag]

now this is my kind of content

[sidneypagget]

homophobes are not allowed to enjoy anything that is from the fruits of gay labor!!! computers? banned!!! theatre? banned!! singing along to benny and the jets? BANNED BANNED BANNED NONE OF YOU ARE FREE TO ENJOY MY GAY THINGS!!!!!

[thebootydiaries]

me: wow that guy is attractive

me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist

[sjweminem]

“stop making jokes this is serious!”

[gay4zayn]

rihanna: abdasdbsadbjf weed nah nah nah sjdbfsbd cxcbxbvcxnv guh ner ner ner la da da

me:

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[onlytwitterpics]

[bigskydreaming]

Also, while talking about the situation with Pence and Hamilton right now, please keep in mind that it was a recipe for disaster from the start…..and that was more than likely intentional. 

The danger of Trump’s camp from the start has lain in people equating ‘over the top’ with ‘stupid’. They are anything but stupid. Every move they’ve made has been calculated, and I don’t doubt this was any different. There is no way, in the face of all the protests and sentiments expressed towards Trump and Pence since the election, that it didn’t occur to anyone that Pence going and seeing Hamilton of all things, would likely cause an uproar.

And what else happened yesterday of significance? Trump settled the lawsuit for fraud against Trump University….for over double what it was expected to settle for. Our president elect essentially admitted to defrauding people via Trump U, and paid $25 million dollars to settle it. This is utterly unprecedented. Also of note in the last couple of days was that the Trump hotel in DC held an event for foreign diplomats, in which it was made plain to them what benefits might come from diplomats making use of the Trump hotel when visiting DC. After all, what better way to ingratiate yourself with the US President you’re here to see, than to be able to say ‘oh I stayed at your lovely hotel?’ And what worse way to get off on the wrong foot than by admitting you stayed at one of his competitors? This is but one more of the MANY conflicts of interest at work with Trump’s presidency.

But Pence goes to see Hamilton, and predictably enough, he gets heckled and booed and that’s the story of the day, and Trump’s tweeting about it, and everyone’s focused on Trump tweeting about it and Pence getting booed…..and suddenly nobody’s talking about the MASSIVE story that is a president elect settling a fraud lawsuit for 25 million dollars and enticing foreign diplomats to use his hotel to get in his good graces.

See how that works? 

[veronicastpierre]

The low-maintenance woman, the ideal woman, has no appetite. This is not to say that she refuses food, sex, romance, emotional effort; to refuse is petulant, which is ironically more demanding. The woman without appetite politely finishes what’s on her plate, and declines seconds. She is satisfied and satisfiable. As a child, on an endless restrictive regimen that started when I was four, I was told ‘if you get used to eating less, you’ll stop being so hungry.’ The secret to satiation, to satisfaction, was not to meet or even acknowledge your needs, but to curtail them. We learn the same lesson about our emotional hunger: Want less, and you will always have enough.

Jess Zimmerman, from “Hunger Makes Me” (via goalsandpriorities)

[paintdeath]

*wakes up* oh no. Not again