The Tsar Of Trash

I have no clue what I'm doing

[arkytiorlarn]

[schakira]

me: i love the gays! love this community and love their energy!

the gays:

me:

[bracarvs-deactivated20221101]

[onlytwitterpics]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[forgamers]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[guccipoo-deactivated20240628]

A lot of gays think that being masc and having a beard means you’re dull and have no personality but the fem gays have the same issue. Constantly yelling drag quotes and yelling “yaaaas” all day makes you just as intolerable to the tops y’all beg to solve your daddy issues.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[relatablemagic]

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[godhatesfrankie]

save point

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Very relatable

[catsubun]

HE’S SO CUTE IM IN LOVE

[baratwunk]

He’s a fuckin WEENIE.

Where tf is my RIVAL. I’m tired of FRIENDS and the power of friendships!! I want a bitch that’s gonna come in out of nowhere after a hard ass, long ass dungeon with a full party of six with half my team fainted and the other under a status affliction. “Let’s battle, dipshit” and they throw out a Pokémon that’s like 4 levels higher than mine.

Come onnnnnnn. Fuck outta here with that weak shit MAKE ME MAD.