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sewer scene in a nutshell
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Jules of Nature
Claire Keane
EXPECTATIONS
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Cosmic Funnies

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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almost home
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Product Placement
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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i’d like to apologize for busting into this fandom 7/150+ years late and with a shitpostÂ
anyway
sewer scene in a nutshell
Favorite "humans being human" history posts, please
I've seen the collections of favorite tumblr fiction posts; now I'd like to see what your favorite "humans being human" historical posts are. (Because sometimes it is Nice to be reminded that compassion is not something easy for us to lose; we laugh at the same bad jokes; there are entire fossil records of our kindness.)
Here are my favorites-- add on yours.
The story of the RMS Carpathia, with a follow-up (aka one of if not the best pieces of short nonfiction historical writing in the modern age and one that reduces me to tears every goddamn reread)
Bronze-age grave of teenage gamer girl lovingly buried with her sheep ankle bone collection
The 1st-2nd century CE Roman tombstone with a bar joke that reads like a Dril tweet
And even earlier: A 4500-1900 BCE Sumerian bar joke
"Please know that there's an 84yo museum docent in the Bronx who would cry simply at the thought of you spending so much effort to quietly create something that's beautiful to you"
Reconstructing Otzi's shoes
The Paleolithic grandmother and the child's fingerprint
Stone-age toddlers had art lessons
Ice-age children played in megafauna-footprint puddles
There once was a little boy who loved ducks
The oldest human burial found in Africa is a toddler; they made a pillow for his head
Henry Kenelm Beste's father loved him very much
"A Timeline of Humanity"
"I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them."
"I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today. It's right-handed. I am right-handed"
A 3rd century dog carved on a marble tomb; a 1st century dog lovingly described and named for posterity
Patrice, a 1st-2nd century dog, was dearly loved
And: we found a Paleolithic dog, buried with its bone
Humanity, unified across time by everyday experiences
The Golden Record sent into space in the 1970s
Ancient Egypt had archaeologists
Egyptian figurine of a woman waiting for her bread to finish baking
The graffiti of Pompeii
Ancient Greek tourist graffiti at the tomb of Ramses V
Hidden messages on circuit boards
The earliest examples of someone chewing on the end of their pencils
"im having feelings about the uffington white horse again"
The vast relatability of Medieval marginalia (and cats peeing on things)
Potoooooooo
What our ancient ancestors would think, seeing us prosper
Engage with older art; it keeps you from forgetting their humanity
"They were just like you and me. They write don't forget eggs, and wondered if their neighbors secretly hated them or if they are reading into it too much. They loved and were loved and they wondered. They wondered about you."
"Why do you study history" web-weaving
And ending on a high note: Ea-nasir and his shitty copper
me: BRING OUT THE DEATH RAY!!!
*my henchmen wheel a large glass tank containing a tiny stingray into the room*
captive hero: aww!
me: QUIET! this is the deadliest ray known to man. one milli milli milligram of poison from its sting is enough to stop a grown man's heart in under a minute! and he answers only to me! behold your DOOM!
stingray: *nudges my hand*
me, getting down on my knees in front of the tank so i can look him in the eyes: Mortimer, please. i'm trying to be intimidating here.
you will
@tartrazeen
The concept of this is so amazing, and I'm actually gonna try it
But before I do anything, is "vanilla bean paste" the same as "vanilla bean extract"? 🤔
Also her jumping back and forth to talking to everyone and then just smoothly cutting back to the recipe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying
Ok, but here's the real question. Who was the better Official?
Judge - Zoids: New Century Zero
Mr. Referee - Medabots
@jorality
I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs
@drukhari
is this anything
we've found one thing it's not
Do you know this Musical Song? #399
I know the song and the musical
I know the song but not the musical
I know the musical but not the song
I may know this
I have never heard this
Song: The Riddle
Musical: The Scarlet Pimpernel
Composers: Frank Wildhorn, Nan Knighton
EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT
SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE
preschool. I meant preschool.
OKAY BUT THE TURNAROUND IN THIS SHOT IS LEGITIMATELY SO GOOD?? THE CLOTHES AND THE PERSPECTIVE WORK AND FRANKIE'S HAIR IS JUST IMMACULATELY ANIMATED
"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"
sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"
Pebble and sea glass paintings!
Sometimes I see art and think to myself "You know, that was an excellent use of that person's time." and nod sagely.
working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent