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“...after what happened with Reinhardt.”

Okay so during the archives preview, Sojourn says, “I know you’re hesitant about sending the strike team out again after what happened with Reinhardt,” and my first thought was, “Oh Reinhardt probably got injured or something.” But then I remembered some dialogue from Sombra…

And some other dialogue from Bastet

I’m thinking the dialogue is adding up that Reinhardt probably fucked up big time and left Overwatch in disgrace.

fandomriderx-1

He was too dummy thicc

nitewrighter

Reinhardt, shouting at 120 Decibels: MORRISON. I AM TRYING TO SNEAK AROUND, BUT I AM TOO DUMMY THICC, AND ZE CLAP OF MEIN ARSCH CHEEKS KEEPS ALERTING TALON.

violentnonretirement

Soujourn: i wanna send in the girl with a flashlight on her chest, the robot glowstick, the jetpack angel, and the massive gorilla that shoots lightning for this mission that possibly requires some kind of stealth or covert ops since blackwatch is still technically not allowed to be a thing and Reinhardt is forcibly retired

Jack, at the edge of sanity and loudly sipping from his fourth coffee of the day: lmao yeah send the glowstick squad fuck it

ufficiosulretro

Quick sketch of the golden boy. My hand slipped because I’m weak for uniforms. Hope to see more Formal skins in the future!

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golden-toshinori

Reaper: Sombra— I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the guards.

mysteryprof

Baptiste Overwatch says:

annatars

my favourite Gabriel Reyes headcanon is that he was always that Dramatic™ and just kept that shit on lock because he’s super distrustful, and then when everything went to shit he needed a persona and was like yes. now is my time. and most people don’t make the connection between Reaper and Reyes because who would have ever thought that the hardass, no-nonsense soldier would come back to life as “basically the phantom of the opera, but with a gun”

meanwhile Jack gets one look at the guy with the owl mask and black leather trench coat and is like “are you fUCking kidding me, Gabe”