you are like a little baby. watch this

*dissipates into smog*

[megaswagzombie]

i’ve decided to kin sans undertale

[megaswagzombie]

[megaswagzombie]

i’ve decided to kin sans undertale

[megaswagzombie]

penis?

[megaswagzombie]

overwatch 2 more like

ove rwatch poo

[oughoughoughough-deactivated202]

blizzard entertainment, inc., on zenyatta’s lore:

[l0verseyes]

when someone jumps off map just to save you from falling

[megaswagzombie]

w

[rumplingz]

hello this Big Goth Bird is My Aesthetic And Also Reaper’s

[mgenjo]

😶

[taunyatta]

↠

[ggdgart]

a d.va print for emerald city comic con

[ggdgart]

[ggdgart]

happy end: i went to eccc again and people bought this print

[megaswagzombie]

Reyes: i have the sharpest memory. name one time i forgot something

McCree: you left me in the parking lot three weeks ago

Reyes: i did that on purpose

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

[violentnonretirement]

Soujourn: i wanna send in the girl with a flashlight on her chest, the robot glowstick, the jetpack angel, and the massive gorilla that shoots lightning for this mission that possibly requires some kind of stealth or covert ops since blackwatch is still technically not allowed to be a thing and Reinhardt is forcibly retired

Jack, at the edge of sanity and loudly sipping from his fourth coffee of the day: lmao yeah send the glowstick squad fuck it

[nitewrighter]

“...after what happened with Reinhardt.”

Okay so during the archives preview, Sojourn says, “I know you’re hesitant about sending the strike team out again after what happened with Reinhardt,” and my first thought was, “Oh Reinhardt probably got injured or something.” But then I remembered some dialogue from Sombra…

And some other dialogue from Bastet

I’m thinking the dialogue is adding up that Reinhardt probably fucked up big time and left Overwatch in disgrace. 

[fandomriderx-1]

He was too dummy thicc

[nitewrighter]

Reinhardt, shouting at 120 Decibels: MORRISON. I AM TRYING TO SNEAK AROUND, BUT I AM TOO DUMMY THICC, AND ZE CLAP OF MEIN ARSCH CHEEKS KEEPS ALERTING TALON.

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

Zenyatta: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?

Genji: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Zenyatta:

Zenyatta: Genji, please do not.

[megaswagzombie]

what’s that sound? it sounds like rocks clapping together. i’m gonna go check

[megaswagzombie]

the gargoyle... no....... i think he was............... it couldn’t be.............