+MoREYra+

when the whole family is kinda gay

[gayernwokenich]

Shout out to @mixedrubikscube for the idea!!!

Boxer Neuer x Guardian Angel Müller

It’s creation is…a long story! But the idea pictures were the following:

And a story is being written w the same premise by @mixedrubikscube!

Chapter 1 is out! https://archiveofourown.org/works/82620491/chapters/217488806

[gayernwokenich]

I was thinking and saw things and I thought tumblr might also see them

I’d like to present my humble visions in: footballers as animals

Manuel Neuer - Golden Retriever

Especially in Schalke 04 when he had longer hair did he look the most Golden Retriever in his life ever. I think no explanation needed. Bonus that he also likes to catch balls.

Wojciech Szczęsny - Grizzly Bear

I was thinking whether he’d look more like a Bear or a Moscow Watchdog but ultimately decided on to Bear.

Jamal Musiala - Seal

Now I might be stoned for this BUT HEAR ME OUT FOR A SECOND!!! You have to see for yourself. Although I see the Bambi allegations as well I WILL shamelessly spread my Musealala propaganda.

Joan García - Krteček

I know I know I said animals but never said no to fictional animals. The eyes alone make Joan look like a Mole but the fact that his nose gets red while playing really reminded me of Krteček. He’s the reason why this post was created in the first place.

Toni Kroos - Kakadoo

He looks like a Kakadoo. Specifically Nigel from Rio. That’s all. It’s very much in the hair and eyes. And the fact that he looks like an evil Sergeant. (Love him nontheless)

That’s all I have for this post because I ran out of picture space. I have more visions (threat). Might post part 2 today.

Thank you for sticking around and listening to my rambling.

P.s.: it’s only my opinion, you don’t have to agree with them, and it’s totally fine. Also sorry for any mistakes it’s my first post ever.