Just Goblin Things

Here to post gay poems, thoughts about the forest, and absolute trash. He/They

[gayforestposts]

They’re on the phone with the bank- they’re on the phone with the bank and they’re hitting Fortnite emotes

[gayforestposts]

I was outside and a crow flew over me and made the Twitter notification noise

[gayforestposts]

New meds they put me on got me feeling like I got dosed with dizzy pills

[gayforestposts]

Rip to the radium girls, you would’ve loved OSHA

[gayforestposts]

Transfem android, call that cyber tuck

[gayforestposts]

Early 2000s alt/emo was all titles like “you’re a long way from home cowboy and I don’t think you have the balls to do it anyway” and was just breakup songs over loud guitars

[gayforestposts]

You call it “chronic illness”

I call it being my fiancés favorite preexisting condition 😎✨

[gayforestposts]

Me when the disability starts disabling me

(Who could’ve foreseen this)

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Queso diem or whatever those motivational speakers say

[gayforestposts]

Diversity win! The ceaseless horrors are gay!

[gayforestposts]

I’m deficient in minerals they haven’t even invented yet

[gayforestposts]

She deckin on my halls till I’m boughs of holly

Idk I’m not a Christmas gay

[gayforestposts]

T hi inking abot bees

Thnks

[librarycard]

Guy discovers open window and falls in love with the night air , Healed for 100000 points

[gayforestposts]

Me fr

[gayforestposts]

I’m in the “washing my face one time and being confused why I still have acne like five minutes later” part of my character arc

[gayforestposts]

Call me wriggle mortis the way I be 🪱🪱🪱

[gayforestposts]

My partner is telling me to get off tumblr while we’re at the FOB concert