Blog of a Stranger

Hi, I'm Matthew and I'm from Northern Ireland so maybe we can stop being strangers now

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[mikelikeschickennuggets]

Look how sad he looks. He just wants to sleep but his farts are too loud:(

[bob-belcher]

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You ain’t gotta force it. You’ll find that person.

[quickweaves]

Me: *skin breaks out*

Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT

[sandandglass]

Mock The Week s14e09

[spiritualistkate]

Piggate

[xxprincessoftrashxx]

[ANGRY FUCKING SCREECHING]

[squidyword]

me when lanas album dropped

[gaygodzilla]

christmas: *is months away*

me: sign me the FUCK up 🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅 jolly tidings jolly tiDings🎄thats 🎁 some jolly🎄🎄tidings right🎄th 🎄 ere🎄🎄🎄right🎁there 🎁🎁 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁 🎄🎄🎄НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎄🎄🎄🎄🎁 🎄 🎅 🎅 🎅 🎄🎄jolly tidings

[memewhore]

[newkidsonmycock27]

are they ok ??

[gaygodzilla]

*at a club*

some guy: hey babe put your number in my phone

me: *takes phone*

me: *opens pokemon go*

me: *gives myself all the pokemon*

me: *hands back phone and runs away*

me: team rocket's blasting off again!

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she left htis guy for a bee

a bee

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[shuaitou]

[anomalousdata]

“Hello, I am here to play!”

[tinderofficial]

that is so cute

[snoia]

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

[cocaineteas]

Me when a lesbian try to be friendly with me…

[ash-ko]

What a $400 knife can do

[cannot-kill-the-sun]

i find this distressingly attractive tbh

[thefrogman]

This jumping, wall climbing sheep is freaking Otis out.