Here, queer, and living in fear

[gayintheway]

Venti: God is no longer with us, I’ll take over.

[gayintheway]

Varka: I regret nothing!!!

Jean: I regret everything!!!

[gayintheway]

Lohen: *holds a gun out to Traveler*

Traveler: I-I don't believe in guns.

Lohen: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

[gayintheway]

Xiao: Help! I’m drowning!

Zhongli: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Xiao: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

[gayintheway]

Jean: Venti is forbidden from monologuing.

[gayintheway]

Hu Tao: Are you having another depressive episode?

Xiao: A depressive episode?

Xiao: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

[gayintheway]

Wanderer: Why are you talking to yourself?

Venti: It’s called a soliloquy, bitch.

[gayintheway]

Dehya: I would do anything for money.

*later*

Dehya, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

[gayintheway]

Venti: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Kaeya: *raises hand*

Rosaria: *puts his hand down*

[gayintheway]

Aizawa: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Hizashi: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Aizawa: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Hizashi: Is it working?

[gayintheway]

Hizashi: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.

[gayintheway]

Hizashi, eating a meal: I poisoned one of our glasses… but I forgot which one.

Aizawa: The way this dinner is going, I pray to God that it’s mine.

[gayintheway]

Aizawa, talking about Mic: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

[gayintheway]

Venti: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Venti, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

[gayintheway]

Hu Tao: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

[gayintheway]

Barbara: When's the last time you slept?

Jean: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Barbara: A few- how many?!

Jean: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Barbara: What you need is sleep!

[gayintheway]

Hu Tao: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Chongyun: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.