NOTE: First off, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!! :D I hope you guys can enjoy the holiday and have a lot of fun! And I want to thank you all for the support, from even before this blog was created. It means the world to me ❤️ As a little gift for you all, I wrote this short story revolving around Christmas, inspire by the picture above, so I hope you guys enjoy it! :3
Christmas has always been your favorite holiday. From when you were very young, you would love to spend time with the family and feast yourself in some delicious food. However, this year’s Christmas was different than the others. You were stuck at your home, cuz of the snow storm that hit your town, and couldn’t get to your family.
“That’s how you ruin someone’s Christmas”, you complained, making your way to the backyard, to get some logs for your fireplace. Going out, you fell off with the biggest surprise you could have (even bigger than your family showing up).
A boy, laying on a fetal position, completely naked, slept soundly on the cold snow. He was clearly well and not shivering at all, which made you frown a bit. A bit afraid, but too curious to resist, you slowly made your way to him, and poked his right cheek. He didn’t really move, but grunted a bit in his sleep. You decided to try something bolder and gently slapped his face. That also didn’t seem to work. Then something caught your attention. You went to the other direction of his body, and approached his butt, giving it a firm slap, and as much as it felt great to have that meaty softness jiggling on your hand (I mean, you couldn’t hide the obvious hard on you had), you couldn’t regret less doing that.
The naked boy kicked your stomach as an automatic reflex, and sat down, completely desperate, asking where he was several times. After recovering from the kick, you stood up, trying to calm him down.
“HEY HEY! Stop screaming!”, you shouted, finally getting him to stop. “Who are you? And how did you end up on my backyard?”
He was confused and kinda nervous, but didn’t really care about being naked on the cold.
“I… I am Miles… I… I… I can’t exactly recall how I got here… But… I know who I am…”, he talked slowly, rethinking every word twice.
“Okay… You can tell me more about you inside. Come with me, or you will freeze naked like that”, you went to touch his hand to pull him inside, when you noticed it was warm. “Or… Maybe won’t…”, you still pulled him inside anyways.
Once inside, you undressed from your coat, and raised the heater’s temperature.
“So… Are you going to start explaining me why the hell you weren’t cold outside?”
“Okay… Eh… Well, my name is Miles… And I am one of Santa’s elves. Or at least… I was…”, Miles looked at his naked body, as if something else was supposed to be there.
You were too dumbfounded at what he said to not laugh out loud, making him get slightly nervous.
“I’m sorry… But that is the funniest joke I’ve heard in a while… Now what’s missing is you tell me you have elf’s ears and… ” what you noticed, all of a sudden, was that he did have very long ears, similar to those of an elf. “Wait, how is that possible? How can you be… A Santa Claus’ elf? How is Santa even real?”
“Well, Santa isn’t the kind of guy he made the media tell he is. He is a huge entrepreneur, owner of the biggest toys’ company in the world: ‘Snowy Joy’… I was one of his closest employees… But then… I got fired…”, Miles was tearing up a little as he spoke. You still were trying to process everything.
“Okay… Supposing that all is true… Why the hell did you get fired, and why did you show up naked here?”, you said that, looking at his body more than it would be socially acceptable.
“Well… Let’s just say that I got FIRED because I set that place on FIRE. Not literally… And… Well, when you’re dismissed from your elf duty, you become a shame to elfic society and is forbidden to wear elf’s clothes and…”, suddenly, the two of you hear a loud gurgle, coming from Miles’ stomach, which made him brush the brightest red. “I… In sorry… I haven’t eaten since yesterday and… I’m pretty hungry…”, he said, shyly chuckling.
“Oh… I do have a lot of food I was going to eat for Christmas… We can eat some of it as we chat…”, you knew it was risky to bring a complete stranger to your house, but, though he didn’t seem to care, Miles was naked out of his will, which made him very vulnerable.
Once in the kitchen, you both were greeted by a true Christmas feast. Rice, Turkey, potatoes, fruits, nuts. All the Christmas treats were there, and before you could even blink, Miles already had jumped on the turkey, shoving his mouth on it, taking off as much meat as he could in a mouthful (which wasn’t a little).
You tried to join the meal as well as you could, but Miles was just too hungry to even care about you. He swallowed mouthful after mouthful nonstop, until you were left with 1/8 of what he didn’t eat, cuz he knew how to share (or so he thought).
He was locking his fingers, while a hand gently massaged his belly, his soft touch running through his skin, a blissful look on his face showing how full and satisfied he was.
“I’m glad you liked it…”, you remarked, chewing on what was left of the turkey.
“I-I’m so-sorry…”, he said in between hiccups. “An elf needs to eat a lot. We spend more energy than humans do…”. You still weren’t really buying the story, but it didn’t matter. Something about Miles really made you want him to stay with you, and not leave you alone on Christmas. It was almost as if he lit up your house, like a Christmas tree.
Your daydreams were suddenly cut, as a huge rattle echoed in the kitchen, rumbling for several seconds, coming from the sweet boy’s (elf’s?) mouth. He seemed to nearly orgasm as the massive belch left his body, vibrating in his throat, and getting more depth as it lasted. When it finally finished, he sighed, nearly passing out from so much pleasure, and rubbed his stomach a bit more. “Excuse me…”, he whispered.
“Eh… It… It’s okay… Better out than in… Right?”, you couldn’t really react to what just happened, granted you had just noticed that, as he released his monstrous burp, your cock only stiffened more as he went on longer and longer with his release.
He nodded, agreeing with you. “SO much better… You know… Elves tend to not have gas at all in our bodies… But… I was born with a mutation, that gives me the double amount of gas a regular person would have… And… I just don’t know how the fuck elves can be happy without experiencing this kind of situation. Burping is one of the most freeing actions. The feeling of the gas making all the way up your esophagus, and then rumbling out of your mouth in this nearly orchestral release, easing you from all the fullness… It is just too good to live without… Not to mention the farting! Gosh, feeling the gas going down to your sphincter, and thunder out of you, as if you were a living tuba, making more space in your stomach… It’s just… It’s… Gosh I can’t even explain… In fact…”, he softly leaned to his left, exposing his soft, plump ass in your direction, as a powerful gassy storm made its way out of him, his buttcheeks rippling strongly as he, once more, entered this blissful state, only pushing all the gas out to feel more relief. He was meaning “Fuck” lowly and long , as the massive fart finished its symphonic presentation.
He looked at you once it was over, your mouth nearly touching the floor, and, for some reason you still couldn’t understand, your dick twitched crazily under your sweatpants, as you tried to not make it so obvious that you were amazingly turned on at this guy’s exhibition of manliness.
“It just feels so right, you know?”, he said, chuckling again. “Unfortunately… Elves don’t seem to admire these abilities as much as I do… They actually hated how much I would rip gas all day. So… They plotted against me, and got Santa to fire me.”
“Ho-how did that happen…?”, you asked, still shocked at Miles’ hotness. You could still hear his two huge emissions engulfing your ears in some sort of sexual frenzy, one you never thought it was possible to have, remembering the way he touched his soft skin, rubbing around his lightly bloated belly, recalling the relieved expression he wore during and after every emission.
“Well… It wasn’t really that hard… I used to work in Santa’s personal office, as his assistant. He did that for others’ sake, so they wouldn’t complain about my gas. Not that it worked… So one day… On lunch break, they made Mexican food, which is definitely my favorite, especially cuz of all the gas it gives me. They knew that, so they gave me an extra serving, which was very surprising of them. What I didn’t know, however, was that they put laxatives on it, which ended up fucking up my bowels. When the effect hit on me, it was too late. I was locked in Santa’s office, and his bathroom was locked. So… I had no choice… I used the first thing I could to… ‘let it go’…”
“Which was…?”, you asked, completely absorbed in his story.
“His Santa hat…”, you wowed at the revelation, making him chuckle. “Yeah… It sucked. When he saw that, he had no choice but to send me away. He felt as if I was trying to stop his company… So I was fired. But… I really don’t want to bore you with my story… So, tell me…”, he stopped, stifling a burp, which still made a huge rumbling sound in his throat. “Oh yeah…”, he signed. “Eh… Tell me.. Why are you alone at Christmas?”, he asked, looking at you softly.
You once more were too busy staring at his gorgeousness and feeling too aroused to even think properly, but you managed to answer him.
“Well… I can’t go to my family, because of the snow storm that is hitting outside… So I’m stuck inside. But…”, you come closer to Miles, slowly approaching your hand to his. “It’s not like I am alone…”, you remarked softly, staring at him deep and lovingly in his eyes.
“I… I guess you’re right”, he blushed at your sweet touch and look, gently biting his lower lip. “I’m really sorry for you not being able to visit your family… But… I’m thankful… Feels like you are my Christmas gift… Without you, I probably wouldn’t have somewhere to go…”
“Well… Guess you are my Christmas gift as well, then…”, before you could notice, your lips were closer than they could be, you could smell his soft, savory turkey breath, with an unusual warmth to it. Suddenly, you leaned more, and your lips finally met. His were meaty and gently wet and very soft. His kiss was sweet but with a lot of attitude to it, as he closed his eyes, pulling you closer, making your bodies touch gently.
As you kissed, you could feel his mouth going from your lips up to your right ear, nibbling gently around the lobe, and licking your neck down to the shoulder. You could feel shivers run through your body as you pulled him closer, making your crotches meet, finally feeling his naked, rock-hard dick, moving around on top of yours.
You just couldn’t hold yourself back anymore. Laying Miles down on the table, you took of your sweater and your sweatpants, showing him your naked self, completely aroused, your dick, that has been pulsing for nearly two hours, ready to shoot its load all over that elf’s smooth body. You laid down on top of him, getting back to kissing him passionately, as your bodies pressed against each other’s sensually, attraction only growing more and more.
After a lot of kissing and foreplay around the table, you suddenly were under Miles, who was straddling you, giving you the horniest look one could wear.
“You know…”, he said. “It’s not every day that you find someone who loves your ‘powers’ as much you do… I want to try a little something…”, he slowly turned around, showing you his massive bubbly ass, brewing a massive gas storm. “May I just say that… What elves lack on the gas department. They make up for it on the SEX DRIVE… And I can assure you, that I have that tripled compared to them”, he said that ever so close to your twitching dick, that it made you want to just shoot your load from his sexy talk.
He slowly sat down on your face, the massive ass covering your face completely, as you tried to touch your dick to give it a help, but you were stopped by Miles. “Na na na… You’re not doing anything… I’m the one taking care of this…”, he slowly bent down, now lying on top of you, as his sweet mouth gently touched your tip, arousingly licking around it, which made you moan softly from his golden touch.
He kept on going like that, and you thought it couldn’t get hotter than that. Until, a loud gurgle from his stomach announced what was set for you. Before you could even think, an explosion of gastrointestinal activity blew out directly into your face, filling your ears in its sexual and deep rumbles, vibrating your chest and face. While letting it rip on you, Miles kept on giving you a proper fellatio, his mouth sucking your dick sensually, as the massive fart kept on going, reaching the 30 seconds mark.
As the fart died down, you thought that you weren’t going to be able to hold it in any longer. But you still needed an extra impulse, and Miles could feel that. While licking and sucking around your dick, he sucked in a little bit of air, and approached your member slowly, letting the air build up. Suddenly, you were hit with a massive belch, that made your dick shake as if you had a dildo touching it. The warmth of his breath made you get even more aroused as the giant release kept on going, never losing its power. Finally, you couldn’t hold it back anymore. As Miles, finished the belch, and started to rip another rumbler right into your face, you moaned loudly, a huge stream of cum flying out of your penis in several shots, hitting the elf’s face. You were nearly fainting from so much release and arousal, but you were conscious enough to say:
“Didn’t… Didn’t know I would ever like a Christmas gift that much…”
The horny guy chuckled, turning around, after licking off your cum and swallowing. He gently kissed your lips, and whispered to your ears. “I plan to be your Christmas gift every single day of your life…”