Usagi

babyfaced fujoshi 💔 diadop truther🙏

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“trish with diavolo’s spots 🥺” is the worst headcanon ive ever seen. trish would never dye her hair like her father. And diavolo’s hair spots are obviously not natural, they’re dyed.

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i keep seeing people complaining about “uwu femboy uke doppio x Buff Manly Seme Diavolo artists” on tumblr & twitter/X and. I don’t see those artists anywhere in the western fandom. where are they so i can follow them . thats literally just them in canon the rest of yall have not paid attention to the source material. Theres a reason why most japanese fanart of them is like this. assuming yall are hating on east asians again 😒 because there’s no white person i’ve seen draw them like this… im waiting for the day i see some white fujoshi who ships them

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rip josuke/yukako bc they look like a cute couple but 90% of people wanna headcanon them as siblings then ship josuke with KOICHI 😭

i like josukoiyukako.. ❤️

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GODDD josagi / drapaco shippers need to stop hating on drasagi liek… dragona literally rejected usagi saying that BOTH SHE AND HER BROTHER DONT LIKE ANYONE. MEANING THAT JOSAGI AND DRAPACO ARENT POSSIBLE EITHER.

THEY ALL SUCK IN UR CASE!!!!!! personally ship whatever u want but stop fucking hating on usagona just cuz dragona immediately told usagi “my brother and i arent interested in that thing” !!!!! shes not interested in anything like love. Im not sure why drapaco and josagi shippers thought they would like THEM somehow what ??:!/!;!:

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People dropping TJL just cuz araki drew a realistic bullying scene (it literally has happened irl many times unfortunately) is kinda annoying wow… oh well it’ll weed out media illiterate people from the jojo series.

the SA scenes in jojolion however, were definitely just made for Araki to laugh at🤮 but in jojolands, it didn’t feel like one of those shitty gag scenes at all. It felt real and horrible.

with this scene i cried for like an hour that i got a headache… but this is what happens when you read seinen manga!! Of course there’s gonna be scenes that make you want to jump off a building.

With the very first chapter in jojolands, i admit that one cop scene was such a SHOCKING and unwelcomed surprised, it shouldn’t have been there, i was so disgusted and disappointed. However after that, I thought everyone else would expect another hard hitting scene like that again. I was kind of prepared to see some horrible scene like that again ☹️

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I cant believe people think trish is biologically doppios daughter. why are people so stupid this is jojo not real life. In real life obviously doppio would be trish’s dad, but this is JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE😭😭😭😭😭

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u ever have to deal with the nastiest furry v0re corn ever be rted on twitter/X just to get to see like 3 images of your favorite rarepair (who are human) going at it… yeah… 😔 it’s either this or following an artist who ships your NOTP/landmines and I’d rather follow the furry corn artist.😔😔😔😔💔💔💔💔

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DECEMBER IS SOON WHICH MEANS. Meloghia official fic soon. im so fucking excited

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my thoughts of what each jojolands character is VAGUELY based on.

Disclaimer to the ppl who get angry at these kinds of posts: I KNOW theyre all their own characters & i think of them as their own characters too. I dont see them as like “giorno, doppio, and hermes” and all. I hate dio, but i LOVE diego. The fact that hes slightly based on dio doesnt make me hate him 🤷 its more like he would be his better cousin LOL. thats how i (and most of us) feel about jodio and usagi too. theyre like giorno and diavolo’s cousins. its very fun to associate them to previously existing characters!

Anyways!:

Jodio = inspired by jolyne and giorno (obvious)

Dragona = partly inspired by hermes and mista

Paco = very slightly inspired by risotto, santana and abbacchio

Usagi = partly inspired by fugo, narancia and diavolo/doppio

my reasonings are:

(Dude i dont wanna explain jodio its so obvious…. There are many posts out there already explaining this.)

Dragona: mista: mother-like figure to their stand. ☠️ jobro to giorno (hermes also is a jobro to jolyne). Also that scene of jodio and dragona being silly together reminded me of trish and mista🥺

hermes: no not only bc of her locs 😭 bc of the “big bro” title as well. Ik its silly to base on hair style too, but jodio had a star braid at first (still has a bit of a braid) so i think its kinda intentional on araki’s part.

Paco: santana: bad dad, can manipulate skin, theres a better explanation abt this somewhere 😭

risotto: his design exposing his chest with an X & his foot (nearly) gets cut off lol. also similarish vibes? but hes more similar to abbacchio, trying to act tough, physically strongest of the group but lowkey a softie. Risotto isnt rlly a softie, at least not like abbacchio is.

abbacchio: hates on teens but then is secretly like 🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 when theyre safe (usagi). And he was aggressive towards usagi in the beginning like was with giorno.

Usagi: narancia: sillay. Paco and Usagi’s dynamic is similar to abbacchio’s and narancia’s. Usagi is 17 and Jodio is 15, Dragona is 18. Just like nara, gio, and mista. ☝️🤓

fugo: similar hair to fugo, anddd BIGGEST NERD OF THE GROUP. thats it. i think usagi is more like narancia if he went to school tbh🥺

doppio/diavolo: stand based on king crimson, also super cute like doppio. also his pony tail reminds me of doppio’s braid (plus the fact that i loved him the moment i saw him (yes, even when he was known as just hotdog man i was like OMG HE LOOKS FUNNY AND CUTEEE I LOVE HIM HAHAH I HOPE HES A MAIN CHARACTER :D while everyone was hating on him. Im his fan since day 0!!!) & the rest of the whole part ive been adoring him. /platonically (if it wasnt obvious im a big fan of doppio)

Also, a lot of ppl who love those characters love the characters theyre based on too.

Of course, some ppl who dont like those past characters like the newer ones despite that, just like me with diego☠️

IK FOR SOME IM STRETCHING for SOME A LIL BUT IT MAKES SENSE OKAAAAYYYY

If u have any questions ask me lol.

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Jojo fandom: stop drawing doppio like an uwu baby! Hes a grown man! He’s 33 years old for fucks sake! He’s not a skinny babyfaced little guy!

Meanwhile araki’s latest art of doppio, compared to kira, someone who is also 33:

Yeah… let artists do what they want 💀

Disclaimer: I do think Doppio is 33. He is not a child. But do realize that there are old people who look way younger, like me, lol.