🧠𝚄𝚔𝚎 𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚊🧠

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[gaypizzadeliveryguy]

hii welcome to my Tumblr !

ABOUT ME

I'm 20 years old currently, i'm trans and use he/him pronouns :D im autistic so don't mind my silliness! i have a husband btw♡

THINGS I LOVE

DMMD, im so normal about Aoba & Noiz (especially koujaku)

Helluva Boss, and some Hazbin Hotel

BNHA/MHA

Voltron, klance will always be my favorite

FNAF har harr har har har

DNI IF:

you dont support ALL lgbtqia+ identities

you are and/or support MAPs/zoophilies

voted for tr*mp

find yaoi &/or yuri uncomfortable

anyone under 18

thats all chat xx

[gaypizzadeliveryguy]

This happened in my boyfriends dorm rn...

he came back from laundry and said "i found something awful i need to tell you"

i was hoping for a dead mouse (more bones for me)

but no,..

it was a used condom..

[baubam-24]

yaoi jesus

yaoi jesus background... a 3d render by CaptainShio!! https://artstation.com/artwork/A954QV

[aobatrash]

I posted this on twt as well but HI HELLOOOO

if i was able to make a fangame it would be Five Nights in Platinum Jail....Usui as the main danger in it🤤🤤🤤

the fnaf 2 movie rly inspired me to make really dumb mashups of dmmd and fnaf and i feel this is only appropriate hehehehe

[gaypizzadeliveryguy]

im going to have a dream about this tonight while im high off melatonin

[naswag888]

[gaypizzadeliveryguy]

ARF ARF

[inudrawfrsha]

christmas came early

[pcholkachai]

C17H19NO3

[gaypizzadeliveryguy]

what do you do when you accidentally get your bestf into yaoi??? (dmmd of course)

@creativecay

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter (x)

[gaypizzadeliveryguy]

this is me and twin

[gaypizzadeliveryguy]

@creativecay

[devilgraves]

nitro chiral went hard when they invented yaoi jesus

[pcholkachai]

charming voice

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

SPECIFIC ANIME FACIAL EXPRESSION TERMINOLOGY GUIDE BY YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD -GAO EXPERT

ahegao (アヘ顔): lit. “panting face,” ahegao refers specifically to a facial expression where the character’s eyes are rolled back and their tongue is hanging out. the character might be smiling or might not. it is seen almost exclusively in porn/an otherwise sexual context, and tends to have a connotation of either 1) taking sexual pleasure in something “shameful” or 2) otherwise extreme sexual pleasure.

torogao (トロ顔): lit. “melty face”, torogao is a facial expression that depicts a character figuratively “melting” in pleasure. torogao’s definitions are a lot less rigid than ahegao’s, although drool and/or a blissed-out smile is common. torogao is often seen in porn/an otherwise sexual context, but not always; mild torogao may occur when a character takes a bite of their favorite food, for example.

gesugao (ゲス顔): lit “trash/sleaze face”, gesugao is any facial expression that is stylistically warped in a way meant to depict the “evilness” of a character. think tohru adachi from persona 4, or [when she’s having a breakdown] shion sonozaki from the higurashi no naku koro ni manga. gesugao might happen in porn, but it’s more common to see it in a “clean” context, when the character is gloating about how evil they are— another common instance is using gesugao to hint that a character is sexually getting off on committing violence or some other evil deed, while not going as explicit as ahegao.

THERE. i have burdened you with powerful knowledge. NOW GO FORTH. IDENTIFY YOUR GAOS. ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES.

[gaypizzadeliveryguy]

ever want to eat your boyfriend? like make him into a nice soup, a stew even! yummy boyfriend stew 🤤

if he ever died i hope to make him into soup and eat him up 🍲

[farcielle]

y..yaoi..<33

aoba as sei!! LETS GOO

[gaypizzadeliveryguy]

i made this

[kogatism]

Be quiet I'm watching yaoi

[viruswinebottle]

i'm sorry sir WHAT

wHO ??? WHO IN THE FUCK SAYS-

;;GOODNIGHT

[gaypizzadeliveryguy]

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