[zhongliremade-deactivated202102]

If y’all ever need pictures of animals tucked into bed please do not hesitate to hit my line I have a very small folder specifically for that

[zhongliremade-deactivated202102]

Actually here you all go

[gwyoi]

So do seahorses read fpreg.

[dabidagoose]

[perenial]

shakira (shakira)

[the-sapphic-raven]

Britney (Bitch)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[ampervadasz]

Barter

[jerob]

times are hard

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[satiricaily]

this is it, this is literally what and how buzzfeed unsolved: true crime is

[wickedcoolwizard]

Same energy 

[cute-overload]

[kineticpenguin]

It is increasingly obvious that most people have no idea how to indicate an illness is slowly killing someone without making them cough up blood. Doesn’t matter what it is or if it has anything to do with your respiratory system, if you’re dying, you’re coughing up blood.

[kineticpenguin]

Writers found out about tuberculosis and were like “damn this slaps” and we’ve been stuck with it ever since

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them

[teenscoolest]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

[thymo-leonta]

PLEASE stop telling me to release my inhibitions! mine were raised in captivity and would not survive in the wild :^(

[priestessamy]

sustainably care for your inhibitions in a free range environment

[markv5]

😀🐾🐆👇

😀🐾🐆👇

[littleclevercat]

- Let’s go to Ikea. Choose new bedlinen.

- And little glasses?

- And little glasses.