It’s just gays bein Incorrect Quotes y’all

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Kay: Theresa, there’s something I need to get off my chest

Tree: Is it your shirt? Please say it’s your shirt

Kay:

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Amir: Hey, I’m Amir. And you are?

Robin:

Robin: Not as straight as I thought I was

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Kiara: Mufasa’s death scene made me cry again

Robin: Aww Ki!

Robin: IT’S OKAY HE’S NOT A REAL HORSE IT’S A CARTOON

Kiara:

Kiara: Horse.

Kiara: HORSE???

Robin: In my defense, I’ve never seen it.

Kiara: It’s called The LION KING ROBIN

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Tree: You’re pretty cool!

Misty: Oh my god prepare to be disappointed

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Amir: Aren’t you gonna celebrate Father’s Day for me?

Robin: Why? We don’t have any children, Ammy

Amir: But you called me daddy last night

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Demi: Do you ever realise that maybe you’re a tiny little bit more traumatised than you thought?

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Demi, to Kiara: Babe, it’s not My Chemical Romance...

Demi: *takes Kiara’s hand*

Demi: It’s OUR Chemical Romance

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Jesse: I’m so mad at Robert right now.

Robin: Look, I don’t know what it’s like to have a brother, but I know four guys who did.

Robin: They’d fight, but at the end of the day, they always had each other’s shells

Jesse:

Jesse: ... Are... You talking about the Ninja Turtles?

Robin: Of course I’m talking about the Ninja Turtles

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Robin: Not to be the thottie with the super hot body but-

Kay: Oh my god, please shut up

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Kiara: Look, we all have our breaking points.

Kiara: Personally, mine is at 2:00, 4:00 and 6:00 everyday.

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Robin: Fuck me if I’m wrong but-

Amir: You’re wrong.

Robin: But I didn’t even-

Amir: Wrong. You are wrong.

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Jesse: I am neither a top or a bottom, because I do not partake in the sin known as premarital sex

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Jacob: There’s no snacks left in the kitchen

Misty: I’m literally right here

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Demi: It must be nice to be rich instead of having to develop a personality

Kay: Shut up Demi

Demi: Buy my silence

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Kiara’s dad: You’re not good enough for Kiara, I don’t want my only daughter dating a screw-up

Demi: Yeah well I don’t want my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad, burn on you

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Sean: Kay, please keep an eye on Robin. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Kay: Sure, I’d love to see Robin get punched.

Sean: Try again.

Kay, sighing: I will stop Robin from getting punched.

Sean: Correct.

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Tree: No, Robin, you’re fine. Just flash them your smile, they’ll love it. Just be yourself.

Robin: Be myself? Tree, I have one day to win over Amir’s mothers. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Sean: Couple weeks.

Jesse: Six months.

Kay: Jury’s still out

Robin: See, Tree? ‘Be myself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?