got bad blood

Salt in the wound like you're laughing right at me. Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times. You and I.

[omgzarry]

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[gditomlinson]

fcklhemmo:

That probably shouldn’t have turned me on as much as it did. Please do say my full name when I go down on you next. I couldn’t have told you she was inexperienced if I got a good look at her.— I knew you had a thing for the Prince. And yet you seemvery far from straight when I’m around you, you think they aren’t slowly picking that one up? Cause men know what they like, they know what they’d want to feel if someone was on their knees for them. Flattery will get you many things, Tomlinson. You can hurry up and get here now, I’m tried of teasing and my imagination.

Well, okay. Consider that noted for next time. Yeah, well. I've learnt my lesson. Groupie's just aren't my thing, it would seem. ---- Doesn't everyone 'ave a thing for him? I mean, he's Prince Harry for Christ sake. Eh, people're probably too busy over analyzing m' friendship with Harry Styles to even notice that we're mates, let alone the fact that we've been fucking about a little. Probably, probably. Means bloke's have an unfair advantage then, doesn't it. Will it? In that case, I'll hurry up and toss some more compliments your way. Alright, alright. M' literally getting on a flight in an hour or summat. So y'know, patience.

[gditomlinson]

tbhperriee:

Let’s not get too crazy.

Get crazy, Perrie. Get wild.

[gditomlinson]

wtvrsg:

That’s true — I’m doing you a favor right, clearly. Giving you all these ideas to fill your time with. You’re welcome. Eh. Some habits are fun but you know they’re bad for ‘ya. Like partying, or sometimes certain people. There’s always such a thin line between the good and the bad, if you’re not walking it — where’s the fun, right? Totally creepy. Moving right on. You can think what you want, Tomlinson but I will never deny or confirm anything. A girl’s gotta keep some secrets. I bet that’s what you’re think’ about though. Totally.

Clearly. A favor which I massively appreciate, as I might be boring otherwise. Ah, yeah. The people thing's a killer, innit. I mean, I've never actually experienced it, thankfully, but it seems like it'd be awful. Yeah, s' a little hard when the line gets blurred, though. What's bad, is often fun, making it good. Damn. Thought so. Your lack of denial has me thinking it's a confirmation. At least, that's what the media people like to say. Deny, deny, deny. Me? Right now? Hm. Probably am. One track mind, I have.

[gditomlinson]

tfkarla:

I’m not that young, alright? I know they’re bad. I’ll let you know when she releases the first product. 

Well, I mean. You sort of are that young. Which isn't a bad thing, actually. Good. Brilliant Christmas present right there, innit.

[gditomlinson]

tbhperriee:

Guess I should be a bit nicer - Christmas spirit, yeah?

Yep, you should. I believe I deserve a compliment now, actually.

[gditomlinson]

wtvrnialler:

That is Mr. Party Boy for you. We all have to get grey and old and ugly. You got a dog? When? That’s true. A dog is just like a baby. You know me, I’m always up for a good night out. Tell me when and I’ll be there. I guess the others are just all busy with other things. I’ve talked to Z and Liam but I have no idea where Harry is. And it’d be good to catch up again. All family members are off limits. I remember people thinking Gemma and I were together. Those were good times. I’m good being single for now.

No, Niall. Just party boy. Uh, no we don't. Leonardo DiCaprio, man. Can't see him gettin' grey and ugly. Yeah, with Eleanor. Awhile a go. I hope she's got 'im otherwise, I've got no idea where the creature's at. Oops. Good, okay. Eh, saw him a little while ago. Probably back in LA, or summat. S' like the kids second home, mate. Gemma's fit, shame she's got the Styles tacked on at the end. S' funny, though. Did Harry get mad when he read that? Funny. Single's nice. Relationships are just like, a bit too hard at the minute. Nice all the same, however.

[gditomlinson]

fcklhemmo:

I would hope you would, after all I’ve done nothing but please you since we started this. Doesn’t matter, long enough to go without a warm mouth. Louis William Tomlinson, it is long enough, I didn’t have a noob go down on me like you did, so shut up and let me miss it.— And you won’t be hearing me complain. I like your dirty boy ways. Have you ever slept with a gentleman? You never know, they could be a freak in the bed. Ah, so it was a girl that went down on the anadaconda? Hm, no wonder she was shit. Women never do learn how to properly use their mouth. I have plenty of tips, but I prefer not to share them with anyone going down on you in the future, I’m greedy. I rather just show you myself. You’re the cheeky one, babe. And you will get what you asked for, don’t fret. But I want the same in return before you leave again.

Hey now, I've done the same for you, Hemmings. We using full names now? Well, Luke - this would be easier if your name were Lucas, Robert Hemmings, I guess it probably is long enough. Oh, leave it. I didn't know she was gonna be er, inexperienced. --.. Good. I couldn't very well change my ways, at this point. Nope, I've not. Can't say I'd want to, either. Unless it were like, Prince Harry or whatever. Ninety percent sure everyone would wanna shag 'im. It was, it was. S' not like I can go out and pull blokes, can I? Supposed to be very straight, innit. Can't very well ruin that image. Some of 'em are alright, but I suppose you're right. Blokes always seem to be better at it. Eh, that's chill. Probably be more enjoyable if it were you, anyways. Of course. I can certainly return the favour, if you wish.

[celineharry]

[gditomlinson]

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[gditomlinson]

fcklhemmo:

Are you quite certain? All this talk, I really can’t wait to see you come through when you get here. Well considering I haven’t had your mouth since our last tour together, it’s safe to say I am a bit eager.— Because you are a bit of a dirty boy, maybe a gentleman would be a good for you, love. I have waited this long, what makes you think I can’t wait longer? Isn’t that a shame. Stop letting newbies go down on you, Lou. Or maybe show them how to properly go down, you do know how to after all. I would be able to drive, yes, don’t stroke your own ego, Louis, but do go ahead and stroke something else.

Yes, almost positive. No worries, I always follow through. You know that. Tour didn't end all that long ago, y'know? So, if anything, you're fueling my ego now. 'Cause like, I know I'm good with my mouth, but not good enough that you'd miss it after a month or so. Nice to know. --.. Maybe I am. Never heard you complain about it, though. Besides, something tells me a gentleman would be a shit shag, don't you think? Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you'll be very patient, babe. It is a shame, totally killed my buzz. How was I supposed to know she was a newbie, though? D'ya got some tips? 'Cause she certainly didn't look or act like one. Was only posing a question, cheeky. We'll see about that, because technically I asked first here, so.

[gditomlinson]

lipaynez:

You sure about that?

Completely. Me, on the other hand. I fool you all the time. S' funny.

[gditomlinson]

tfkarla:

Don’t even get me started on Apple maps. I remember when they took off Google maps. I was pissed for days. Even though I couldn’t technically drive at the time. I’ll make sure to write a strongly worded letter to them though; she’ll have your crayon map fixed ASAP. 

Apple maps are the worst thing in the history of bad things, to be honest. Ah, yeah. You're a young one, innit. At least there's y'know, alternatives to their shitty option, now. Good, good. Looking forward to m' crayon map.

[gditomlinson]

fcklhemmo:

Maybe, I don’t want to shut up. I like teasing you. Is it driving you crazy that I can wrap my mouth around you right now?— Though, you could probably use a gentleman in your life, Louis. I would hold the door open for someone that wanted it, you don’t. Therefore I’m not holding any door open for you, love. Oh trust me, without a doubt I’m doing all the fun things I want to you the moment we get out of the public eye. So you are going to be driving the car after your long plane ride just for some good head? What if I wanted you to bend over and give my road head while I drove? 

Maybe, that's irrelevant. Well, I'm quite certain I can make you take that back, given the opportunity. Positively crazy, yes. Though, I do get the idea that you might be a little eager, yourself. --.. Why's that, then? I don't think I do. People already hold doors open for me, regardless. Ah, that's funny. You think you can wait that long. Suppose we'll see. Yes, Luke. I will be. Last person to go down on us, used teeth. M' eager to rid that memory, you could say. Well, if you wanted to do that, I'd have to question if you could even drive?

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[gditomlinson]

lipaynez:

I’m pretty good at fooling other’s.

Not me, though. Could never fool me, Payno.

[gditomlinson]