Broken Book Dragon

I love literature, I love books, but my grammar is lacking and I can't spell. 

[officialmcr-blog]

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[geeklifeblog]

I know this is dorky to say, but I must say that the writers of She-Ra, are one of the only shows that I know that write to fulfill their audiences humor, passions, and insecurities. This show is everything! SPOILERS**** Especially the ending...when Catra and Adora actually choose each other instead of sticking Adora with a man who she just met. Relationships evolve over time with that person is male or female. It really doesn't matter. #PRIDE #SHERA #Netflix

[geeklifeblog]

Lucifer, lying seductively in bed: Detective come join me

Chloe: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here

Lucifer: why? we have nowhere to be

Chloe: babe we’re in Ikea and that bed is completely out of our price range and if we get kicked out-

Lucifer: come cuddle with me

Chloe: fine, but just for a moment

[cloud-etudes]

Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them

Iron Man- 0/10. No trains. 

The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.

Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk

Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(

Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair

The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.

Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.

Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN

Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.

Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train. 

Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!

Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by. 

Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure

Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon 

Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!

Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.

Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart

Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

The woman who doesn’t need validation from anyone is the most feared individual on the planet.

Mohadesa Najumi (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[hydro-homies]

Selective beliefs

[srsfunny]

Very true

[hydro-homies]

Asking the real questions here

[spacemansam]

Okay SSLS… he is posing like Sailor Moon. Just what am I supposed to do with this? I’m laughing so hard… almost too hard. I love this dork SO MUCH. I love OP for getting him to do it. I just am screaming in the name of the moon, he will punish you.

@beckygirl95 @randomfandompenguin @fortheloveofjbbarnes @superrezzy00 @frickss75 @mrsmookie @racheo91 @gamorarogers @vulgarvalyrian @thejademoon @littledeadrottinghood @igothroughphasesalot @thatoneslytherinbeater @eurynome827 @that-is-americas-ass-you-know-it @marvelousmeggi @calum-hoodwinked-me @haloandfire

[thejademoon]

This is why we love our Romanian God of dorky wholesome sexiness

[geeklifeblog]

Question...Is it just me...or does anyone else have a hard time spotting this guy?? He's a frieking Chameleon to me!!

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[circular-time]

Someone needs to do a Who version of this meme with Jo’s face

[greyhoundone]

My pleasure!

[circular-time]

PERFECT. Thank you.

[sci-firenegade]

This is beautiful!

[charlesoberonn]

keep su brony free?

In 2015 the Brony fansite Equestria Daily wanted to create a sister site about Steven Universe and a bunch of people on Tumblr (myself included) overreacted and opposed it vehemently.

It was mean and gross and unnecessarily aggressive to gatekeep people out of the fandom like that and I regret participating in that shit.

[geeklifeblog]

Tom Holland’s “Singing in the Rain” & “Umbrella” vs. Zendaya’s “24k Magic” | Lip Sync Battle

Zendaya & Tom Holland, stars of “Spider-Man: Homecoming”, swing into action on stage. Zendaya struts in with her crew like a true player to Bruno Mars' "24k ...

[geeklifeblog]

Kamala Harris: For The People

Join Kamala’s presidential campaign today! The future of our country depends on millions of people like you fighting for our American values.

[fakehistory]

The beginning of capitalism in America (1776)

[the-unlucky-thirteen]

Being raised without stability really fucks with your head, you’re forever trying to figure out a person’s “pattern“ to see how you have to approach them, whether they’re in a good mood and it’s safe, or if they’re in a bad mood and you have to be careful or maybe avoid them altogether, just because those who raised you could never keep a consistent emotional reaction

[roboco-san]

serebii.net is wild. it’s a relic. this dude has been running a pokemon news website continuously for damn near 20 years. who is he. how does he do it. what is his secret. how did he get so powerful. he terrifies me

[snowpoiint-city]

reblogging this again because i found out today he started serebii when he was 13. imagine making a website dedicated to a game at 13 years old and it exploding enough to become the entire fandom’s main source of information

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[t3sticles]

Lost in the sauce