[str-ngeloop]

it's called the whether because it depends

[bunjywunjy]

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if newt gingrich replaced his "ging" with a "rient"... let's just say i'd be a lot more interested 🤤

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[alfredsnightmare]

[godlessondheimite]

women are like "i want to go to the follies, georges" and men are like "i have to finish the hat"

[godlessondheimite]

women are like "yes, hide behind your painting, i've come to tell you i'm leaving because i thought you might care to know. foolish of me, because you care about nothing" and men are like "i care about many things"

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[contemptible-scoundrel]

a girl without a penis is like a top hat without brass cogs and goggles that can't be stretched over the brim to cover ones eyes -THE STEAMPUNK CHASER

[dharmagun]

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

[evilscientist3]

California quail we're unforgettable,

Black head with big feather on top

[thegreatlearning]

I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME