FjordiusHorse.

Hi. I like Hearthstone and Netflix. This is my mind; or at least, it's part of it. In love with a mermaid.

[jikookprint]

[paintbraveart-deactivated201508]

Shes a legend lol

[jajisikennedy-deactivated201510]

I luv her

[jensenacklesruinedmylife]

SHE’S BACK

[missinglinc]

I. Am. Crying.

[dirtybxnigga-deactivated2020052]

Pure gold

[icecream-eaterrr]

Bald Eagle Symoné BYEEEE

[tapaloka]

BYE

[latenightseth]

[chapmangamo]

A collection of alternate Game of Thrones names that my phone has decided to invent, taken from my twitter account today.

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[chapmangamo]

I added a few more of these because I’m so excited for the finale, and my phone is still giving me ridiculous autocorrect suggestions.

[bulbagardens-blog]

[claraoswin]

- Ant Man? - Iron Man was taken.

[itseasytoremember]

my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like 

“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’

[mizshylock-deactivated20151216]

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

[snealiv-deactivated20141022]

The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

[victorious]

This fucked me up.

[teencry]

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

[buzzfeedsports]

[honeyslutcornflakes]

this is the world series

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

when you log onto tumblr dot com and see a fucking nipple someone add a pic i’m on mobile

[shinysylveon-deactivated2015080]

[parkinglotboy1]

new fun thing to do: whenever you hear the words “high horse” imagine a horse with red eyes eating directly out of a huge bag of cheetos. the horse is wearing weed socks

[modestmgmtofficial]

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

[prejaculate]

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

[kissesforyourloving]

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

[bubblegum-bill]

to be honest, odds are its both.

[gaymeme2-deactivated20150313]

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

he runs like naruto

[actualdogvines]

[quartetcontent]

this is an ancestor of the ferocious wolf