pocket rocket.

3x time Diva's champ, wife, mom, dog lover, ass kicker, face puncher, cookie monster & douchebag, wait what? {rpg blog, nerds!}

[geekxgoddess]

ooc; I’m gonna miss you all. <3

Well guys, this is it for me. I’m by no means leaving CoC in bad terms, so nothing bad happened. I just been thinking about it for a while and I think this was it for me.

I’d like to thank everyone who gave my muses the chance to interact throughout the past year, it’s been so amazing! Been a part of this place has taught me so many things, I’ll never be able to forget them.

Alia, Dani & Kris, again: You guys are simply amazing, cannot thank you enough.

And to Chrissy, for being so understanding and good to me. There’s no doubt I’m really lucky to have you in my life.

Thank you all so much! If anyone would like to stay in touch, you can add me on Skype: irmajaybee (:

Love you guys. <3 (also yes tried my hardest not to get super emotional because. ;-; )

[geekxgoddess]

That moment when it’s late as hell (or early?) but your dog starts barking like crazy at…absolutely nothing.

[howlingcommandoreigns-archived]

Y’know what they say about dogs seein’ things we can’t, darlin’.  S’long as ya keep alert for any strange sounds that come after ay? 

[geekxgoddess]

Seeing things we can't? Consider me officially scared.

[geekxgoddess]

That moment when it’s late as hell (or early?) but your dog starts barking like crazy at...absolutely nothing.

[geekxgoddess]

Every time I'm taking a bath, I feel like I'm being watched, don't know why...

[geekxgoddess]

New Day could possibly take over the entire show and I’d be so happy.

[renee--young]

This is why you’re my wifey.

[geekxgoddess]

I mean, SERIOUSLY. They’re the best.

[geekxgoddess]

New Day could possibly take over the entire show and I’d be so happy.

[geekxgoddess]

Is it a pattern for you to call me cute all the time, or am I REALLY just /that/ cute.

(Oh no, don’t let me get sappy.)

[geekxgoddess]

I’m that person who would have a spider as a pet, but God forbid I see a cockroach because in that case I lose my mind. 

[geekxgoddess]

Right? I hate to admit it, because I’m already done with her pictures, hahah. She’s so pumped, already calling her her ‘daughter’ and whatnot.

[geekxgoddess]

So, my sister got a kitten 2 hours ago. She already sent me 78 pictures of said kitten. Help.

[renee--young]

Aw, I want to seeeee!!!!

[geekxgoddess]

[geekxgoddess]

So, my sister got a kitten 2 hours ago. She already sent me 78 pictures of said kitten. Help.

[philxbrooks]

geekxgoddess ; and I are about to feature in a horror movie together. We’re about to make everyone’s dreams come true.

[geekxgoddess]

A couple that does shit together, stays...together...forever.

I just totally made that up.

[geekxgoddess]

To the Ann to my Leslie (Or the Leslie to my Ann?): renee--young.

Yeah, okay...you know I don’t like getting sappy or putting my feelings out there like it’s everybody’s business, so I’ll just try to keep it short and somehow cute, maybe. 

Happy Birthday, you amazing pretty wife you! I hope you had an amazing day, surrounded by those who love you. Words can’t even describe how much you mean to me, or how your friendship has helped me go through the hardest moments of my life. This is just a small, silly gift. I got the same earrings, just so we can match, cough, because I’m ridiculous. I think those two have some pretty damn badass friendship on Parks, so of course I just had to get you this.

Anyhow, I love you, have a super happy birthday and don’t forget to smile and all that stuff, yes? Yes.

[geekxgoddess]

itsalwayssunnyinczw:

yeah, kid. You got one. like i said, her name eludes me, but she definitely looks like you and is small and all the shit you are.

And yes they know who you are and use that to their advantage. 

I stumbled on her talking to one of my friends and it was a trip. i just couldn’t? no offense youre gorgeous as fuck but you look like a little kid and by rules so does she and that just aint my scene bruh.

but its okay cuz i look like a little kid got ate by a beard who did meth for six years. 

“And yes they know who you are and use that to their advantage.” So they probably do some geeky stuff with her and whatnot, right?

Hahaha, that’s fine to each their own. Anyway, that’s pretty damn weird. I’m not the biggest prude whatsoever but it’s pretty crazy to me to know that...

[geekxgoddess]

ZATANNA. ZATANNA ZATANNA ZATANNA. :D Classy stage-magic tux-and-tails, backwards words, rabbits from hats!

Heeeeck yes, I can see this. You probably just gave me the best costume idea already!

[geekxgoddess]

What.

[geekxgoddess]

A giant spider with a web attached (like that one ep of Billy and Mandy with the lady spider?) and you have all your baby spiders in the web and you carry them with you through the party.

I actually had to google that. ‘Spider Queen’, I dig it!