I can’t be the first one to tell y’all talkin like “heckin fluffo doggo” isn’t cute
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I can’t be the first one to tell y’all talkin like “heckin fluffo doggo” isn’t cute
I like saying swear words and being an all around devil
the new lesbian identifier is being able to correctly pronounce saoirse ronan’s name
we love the winner of as5 don’t we girls (x)
horny for affection
if u liked mythology as a kid ur gay
RB WITH YOUR OPINIONS ON: milk, mustard, mayonnaise, black licorice.
*Aphrodite talking abt me*: dumb bitch never fuckign sleeps or drinks water
Adderall
Stomach: We need to eat food I think
Brain: Nah I don't think so
Stomach: No seriously, I think we should eat food
Brain: Feels fine up here
Hands: We're all shaky, dude
Mouth: I could go for some water
Stomach: DUDE EAT SOMETHING
Brain: FINE
Salivary glands: zzzzz
Mouth: Ugh it doesn't even taste good
Brain: I still don't see why this is necessary
hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort
she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband
everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.
grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*
my poor mother: please dont
me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
New York Goes to Work - Ghost Hunter
“lets ask if it’s a male or female with us.”
“MALE, FEMALE, WHAT?”
this is better than buzzfeed unsolved
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT”
i’m so bitter i can’t let go of anything i’ll be having a perfectly normal conversation with someone then remember something hurtful they said 8 months ago and be like ‘well anyways i’m going to bed bye’ at 2pm
Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.
A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.
But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.
itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate