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It would truly make no sense to say anything to DSG about my feelings now but how awesome would it be if I had gotten it out of the way four years ago…… Jeeves fetch my Orbitz

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When you can tell that the fanfiction author is struggling to accept that their pov character would think “belly button” and not “navel”

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It’s because you’re always on that damn translator’s invisibility

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There are gay guys

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The duplicitous one foot glide has harmed me once more

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How do I get that racist golf influencer out of Trevor’s comments and the Friday Beers guys who kiss each other in them

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I kinda miss his dashing mustache

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“Completed suicide” might be the craziest iteration of the term I’ve heard yet… psych I met with was clearly trying to get me to correct myself to this which was hilarious. I’m not saying that

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But on the surface he looks calm spaghetti

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Really cool that it smells like this outside . I imagine this is exactly how it is supposed to smell outside

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Thinking about my character again. She’s probably making an inflammatory tweet right this second. And then jerking off face down NOT to completion

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Now hold on why did Taylor Fritz post a gay reel

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Hey siri open ao3 search bar Trevor Zegras Kendall Skalicky F/F. Nothing?

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12/16 Postgame | ZEGRAS

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I just thought about my iyengar yoga instructor and sat up straight on the toilet