Currently Evading Responsibilities

Heya, here to have a good time. (19, she/her) °whatever tickles my fancy I don't hate anyone but I do have favorites.°

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Would you guys be interested if i made a football omegaverse poll? Where we vote on what we think their designation is?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 27 minutes

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I love how all haalingham writers have subsequently all decided that

1- Anthony Gordon is an omega

And 2- that he will be made to deal with Jude stubborn ass

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I love these photos. Jude looks so smol ❤️

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Some people feel babyfever for themselves, I feel it for Jude bellingham.

Science needs to progress, like, yesterday. Because we, yes, we, gotta get this guy pregnant.

[luzxxii]

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Nothing, just haaland blushing as Jude compliments his football stats

To be fair, Jude said that unnecessary sensually. I'd blush too 😭

Especially with his card, eh?

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My Omegas ❤️

They scissor btw

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If you guys could see my tumblr drafts I think you'd kill me. Just hundreds of uncompleted fics 😭😭

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AU where haalingham are secretly dating, but if they're found out it's serious consequences for Omega!Jude (because omegaverse sexism). So Haaland gets a "beard" so that they can be "friends" while avoiding the speculation one gets when they hang out with their Omega teammate.

And they do serve Friends. Friends who fuck, that is.

So then they start getting cheating allegations. And their "beard", the poor girl is up to her neck with bullshit.

She gets put in dumbass, unbelievable situations like having to emergency fake tan her entire body because haalingham's horny asses are blurrily photographed making out in a balcony.

Now she's getting racist allegations on top of everything else, and she's starting to think the money may not have been worth it.

But she's also, despite herself, helplessly fond of the lovebirds.

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the "kpopfication" of footballers is one of my favorite things YES! make fancams with that twice song; YES! make archives account for them; YES! jude bellingham is an omega; YES! mbappé had an affair with neymar; YES! olise is probably neurodivergent. Make photocards. Write RPF. Be happy. Be free.

Keep on annoying men!!!!!!

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My problem is I'm really too chalant about supporting an athlete.

Part of why i kinda stopped following tennis. Sinner is a favorite, and everytime he plays it's like I'm taking one of my finals.

This is summer vacation, exam stress isn't supposed to be allowed.

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Haaland out and Jude not far behind.

Poetic, no?

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#Not what I meant

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Gordon is making me emotional. I feel so maternal towards this English redhead. Baby it's not on you.

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If i see jude cry it won't even be sexy, I'll just cry along with him

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Just went and ruined my day for funsies. This is what I get for getting attached. I'm not even English.

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I'm going to throw up, like, everything. I can't do this. I've currently stopped watching.

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Hi, just so you know, a/b/o written without the slashes is a slur for Australian Aboriginals, and a lot of people have asked that we keep the slashes in because of it!

Ah yeah! My bad