GenericBoi

my friends and i are stupid -- Genderfluid|29 --

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Went to see some flowers 💕

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Liminal

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Been enjoying myself alone

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Look how pretty they are!

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I want to buy a new statue that costs $400

Him: I've been a good noodle and not buy a new harddrive

Me: but my statue has monthly paymentsssss

Him: you know what else has monthly payments?

Me: what?

Him: your car.

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A: can I have my laptop back, now?

D: did you take your lunch?

A: ye.

D: let me smell your breath

D: throw up, right now.

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K: no internet connection?

K: her head is absorbing all the 5g!

C: WTF

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HIM: do you like Wendy's?

ME: I like to eat their sandwiches without buns. Why?

HIM: WeNdy's bALls DrAG aCRosS your fACe.

Me: ..get away from me right now..

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M: *cums*

H: "good girl"

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Pokemon

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A: I just want to get top surgery and have nothing

R: get top surgery at Claire's™

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ME: Mangos are so hard to eat now...

SO: why?

ME: cause I usually eat them with skin but now I cant..

ME: i think ima give up on mangoes..

SO: noooo...

ME: what..why?

SO: cause if you give up something you love I'm going to have trust issues...

[sleepy-domme]

Slutty in theory but not in practice

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MCD: HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

L: HI CAN I GET 8 MCDOUBLES WITH NO BUNS

MCD: YOU SAID 1?

L: NO I SAID 8.

MCD: YOU SAID 8??

L: YES. I DID SAY 8

MCD: OH--OKAY

L: ...

MCD: ...

L: AND IN McCHICKEN.

[genericboi]

I SAW LORD OF THE RINGS

first movie

I finally understand the memes, now.

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