The almighty one

I am a transcended being who has appeared before you in this godly form, thou shalt kneel down before me. I also post every day, except when I don't.

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Juice is my only friend.... Who is a grasshopper.... And an Olympic gold medalist.

[genericvikingdude]

No one stays loyal to me.. Todd, Ava, even one of my boys.. Only juice my pet grasshopper.. I would die for juice.

[genericvikingdude]

One of my boys who owes me money tried to hop the state. Not to worry I took special care of him.

[genericvikingdude]

I did post yesterday.. I just can't prove it....

[genericvikingdude]

My pet grasshopper, Juice gets lost very easily. He jumped into one of my fabulous top hats, I couldn't find him for hours.

[genericvikingdude]

You have no idea how hard it is to type without fingers, or hands or arms... They should really make this app more

𝖀𝖘𝖊𝖗 𝕱𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖞.

[genericvikingdude]

I'm sooo.... Tired.. need to.. post....... *SnOre

[genericvikingdude]

I actually did post yesterday you just can't see it cause it's invisible.

[genericvikingdude]

Worship me and you will have good luck for as long as you worship me.

[genericvikingdude]

You shouldn't be surprised I didn't post yesterday I said in my bio that I would post every day Except when I don't. So that's on you.

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I'm not going to post anything today, this isn't a post I am just telling you that I Won't post today. Yep.. not a post... Totally.

[genericvikingdude]

If you have the audacity to go to a movie theater and pull out your phone when you're surrounded by 30+ people in the middle of the FRIKIN MOVIE.. you are worse then the devil. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ.

[genericvikingdude]

I'm at the movies, but some idiot in front of me is texting on their phone. 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨.

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RIP Todd and Ava their love new no bounds. They promised they would die together, 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙠𝙚𝙥𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚.

[genericvikingdude]

LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME LITTLE BUDDY

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You know what they say, if you make a mistake bury it 6 feet under.

[genericvikingdude]

Now that you have seen my phenomenal cosmic powers you can't live without me. It's completely understandable.