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{Meme} ❝Oh, no…this is Earth…isn’t it?❞

“ Well– yes! Do you not like it…?”

At the moment he was trying to brush past the talking raccoon bit. Sportacus himself was an elf with powers. Was this… Really so odd…?

geneticallyalteredrocket

geneticallyalteredrocket:

❝Aw, fuck-nuggets! Great. Just great! I’m in Terran territory! Where’s Quill when ya need ‘im, uh? What a place ta crash land!❞ Rocket rancorously deplored, hitching his formidable machine gun up over his shoulder, and crudely spitting out on to the ground whatever was apparently too inconvenient to stay in his mouth. ❝Ey, blue-y, you know where a guy can find a place ta eat, around here, that ain’t gonna make me wanna puke? From what I’ve heard, Terran food ain’t all that.❞

#bluesportaelf

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#musings

"Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage"

❝Y’know what makes that joke even funnier? The fact that we’re literally imprisoned, right now. You are so fuckin’ funny, have ya ever thought about goin’ professional?❞ Rocket snarked, his attitude flippant and not nearly as caustic as his tone may have suggested. Hell knew that he was one for a laugh, even under pressure…hence the multiple body parts that had been scavenged in gullible belief for his ‘use’ in times of need.

#godsperfectidiiot

bedstuyhawkeye

“I have to say, this is not the weirdest thing that has happened to me.” Cleo murmured upon meeting Rocket. He was adorable, considering he was a walking talking raccoon.

@geneticallyalteredrocket

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geneticallyalteredrocket:

❝Is that how ya normally greet people, or do ya usually go straight in for the frickin’ kill?❞ Rocket sarcastically bit - anything but adorable with that mouth on him!

#bedstuyhawkeye

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forcedintoperfection:

“Excuses, excuses. I think you’re just scared.”

geneticallyalteredrocket:

❝Scared...? Of what, of a lil splash o’ water? Listen, Princess, it’s up ta you if ya wanna swim around in other people’s bath water; what ya do with ya body ain’t my business, but I ain’t gettin’ all germed up for nobody!❞

#forcedintoperfection

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im-a-starlord:

“…Because I’m not the only one who lost someone important that day.” Peter murmured quietly, giving the smaller a gentle squeeze. “And whether you admit it or not…you need this as much as I do.”

“He was your friend…and nobody should look over your hurt.” Quill said firmly.

geneticallyalteredrocket:

As emotionally compromising the fact of the matter was, discomfiture at its pinnacle, Peter was correct in his inference, and Rocket did take comfort in the exchange, slowly && awkwardly but ultimately relaxing in to the hug. ❝...Thanks, Quill.❞

❝Why’d he have to go && die on us...friggin’ asshole, leavin’ us all on our own.❞

#im-a-starlord #imastarlord

{OPEN}

❝F is for fire that burns down the whole town,

U’s for uranium...BOMBS,

N is for NO SURVIVOOOOOOOOORS -❞

#Open RP #GotG RP #I'm in one of THOSE moods again lmao

¿ ((have an overprotective sphynx cat attempting to groom you, god have mercy on her soul))

The action was abruptly met with the most inhuman growl that was feasibly possible.

❝You got THREE SECONDS b’fore I sink my teeth in to ya friggin’ hand!❞

#sphynxinspace

❤ "Don't question my hugs."

❝I’m questionin’ ‘em. I’m questionin’ ‘em so much, right now.

What’re you DOIN’, ya dope - ??❞

Rocket was thoroughly caught off guard, but he didn’t wholly shrug him off. In a way, it was kind of nice, but he’d admit that in Hell.

#im-a-starlord #imastarlord

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My muse is feeling touch-starved.

Send one of the following touches for my muse’s reaction. Bonus points for a description/context of some kind to make it easier for your partner to respond!

❤ - gentle or loving touch (romantic or platonic!), such as face caressing, holding your muse, rubbing their back, petting their hair, hugging them tightly, etc

ღ - kisses of any kind (romantic or platonic) such as cheek kisses, hair kisses, mouth kisses, kiss to the hand/fingertips or eyelids, etc. feel free to specify a body part!

☕ - reassuring touch, such as holding their hand, gripping their shoulder, guiding them by the arm or by a hand on the small of their back, etc

❥ - rough, violent, or dominant touch, such as gripping the back of their neck, holding them down, shoving them into a wall, digging their nails into them, grabbing their jaw, etc

❣ - add this to any of the above to make it sexual.

¿ - write your own touches!

nuggles

“tell us about yourself”

#musings

(( @the-medical-clone )) D-286: "Am I seeing a smart raccoon, or am I seeing a rabid raccoon?"

❝You’re seein’ a very angry weaponry master with a bad-ass bazooka, so unless ya want me to shove it where the sun don’t shine, I’d watch ya mouth, if I was you!❞

@the-medical-clone

#the-medical-clone #themedicalclone

"I can't tell if you're joking or not." ((From Peter))

❝Oh - no, I’m completely serious,❞ Rocket elucidated, tone unsuitably placid, given the context of the conversation, ❝if we don’t get outta here, soon, we’re all gonna be blown to bits, so ya might wanna move ya ass!❞

#recklessxndrelentless

wHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT

❝This is what my existence has come to. Frickin’ marvellous.❞

raccoon sex

❝…❞

❝…The fuck is wrong with you?❞

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@geneticallyalteredrocket

“YOU HAVE A FEW WHAT TUCKED AWAY?! I SEE YOU WINKING, ROCKET. Your wink!! Is too!! Obvious!!!”

geneticallyalteredrocket

geneticallyalteredrocket:

❝Aw, SHIT - I used the wrong eye, again! Well, hey, it ain’t like anyone’s lookin’ for ‘em, any more! We might as well just keep ‘em. Might need to fight another God, or...y’know, wipe out an entire population.❞

#ofst4rs

So, did you use up ALL those batteries, or did you keep a few?

❝I might have one or two of ‘em tucked away, somewhere. Y’know...for emergencies. Strictly for emergencies. Or fun.❞

❝Don’t tell Quill.❞

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