THE BOG! THE BOG!

23, Asshole

[genghisyajj]

Dm if you are willing to eat pervitin out of a dog bowl

[silvermoon424]

THEY'RE MAKING A FIGURE OF KYUBEY FULL OF GUNSHOT WOUNDS THAT YOU CAN STICK THINGS INTO LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[videogame-fake-brands]

Shampoop Berry Bloody 10 ml Obey my Dog flavor & Conditioner Ben' Green 10 ml Drink My Blood flavor - Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines (2004)

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[genghisyajj]

All I'm saying is imagine if people treated dracula the same way they're treating the Odyssey rn

[contemptible-scoundrel]

given how prolific the deltarune theory industrial complex is I cant imagine any way for the game to end without making a lot of people very angry

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tobias "rhododendron" dogs relaxing after finishing his dream game when ralseitheon airstrikes his apartment complex for confirming hungry bunny theory instead of dark uncle theory

[wartips]

Switching to your samurai sword is faster than reloading

[velvetvexations]

0 days since defenders of Nolan’s the Odyssey reduced the Odyssey to ”fantasy.”

Pull yourself together.

do you think The Odyssey is fundamentally different from LotR just because it's old

[hollowtones]

[genghisyajj]

Having to make an apple account for my job and it's torture. Have we considered that maybe if you use an iPhone you don't deserve healthcare?

[genghisyajj]

If you work at Apple I'm going to suicide bomb you. Yes all of you. I'm just built like that.

[genghisyajj]

Having to make an apple account for my job and it's torture. Have we considered that maybe if you use an iPhone you don't deserve healthcare?

[humiliationvictim]

Help lol

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[sharpening a bowie knife while mad-dogging you] we don't take kindly to strangers round here... not unless you're a Simpsons from Springfield, that is. [staring down the edge of my blade] and you're no Lisa, Bart Maggie, or Marge [stabs knife into bench] and you sure as shit are no Homer

[contemptible-scoundrel]

All the Marvel heroes, as well as DC, Homestuck, Star Wars, and Harry Potter will be slowly beheaded with hacksaws by masked men and women. All adult fans will be forced to watch, it will all be Official Canon

[genghisyajj]

My body is a machine that turns my hair into bald

[videogame-fake-brands]

Wario Pharmacy - Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (2003)

[genghisyajj]

Warrior laced my fucking benzos

[medievaljournalist]

the mystery of the pyramid of the elf king

[junktastic]

[junktastic]

I've gotta say, as the originator of "shitty little fairy," I'm a little disappointed to see some of you using existing characters like Airy. No no no. I want YOU to make a shitty little fairy. I want to see what YOUR shitty little fairy would look and act like. Why tie yourself down to someone else's pixie when you can craft one that perfectly fits your personal perversions?

I believe in you. Make the little freak of your dreams. Or BE the little freak of your dreams!