medieval journalist

feudalism dies in darkness

[giftofgabber]

dark iron mâché puppets invented in the coal mines of Scranton, Pennsylvania

[medievaljournalist]

(lying in the mud in the aftermath of a bloody battle, fevered and delirious in the throes of death) my amazing digital gut wound 😀

[medievaljournalist]

& the ravens wheeling on high begin their gentle descent

[medievaljournalist]

(lying in the mud in the aftermath of a bloody battle, fevered and delirious in the throes of death) my amazing digital gut wound 😀

[medievaljournalist]

i don't mean to alarm ye but i just got word there's about 100 evil as fuck skeletal wizards approaching your location

my ultimate warrior will defend me no matter what

[medievaljournalist]

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

[medievaljournalist]

i don't mean to alarm ye but i just got word there's about 100 evil as fuck skeletal wizards approaching your location

my ultimate warrior will defend me no matter what

[wayneradiotv]

[medievaljournalist]

fucking martians keep abducting our wizards because apparently they make the best mech pilots

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[medievaljournalist]

check this shit out

[medievaljournalist]

What news do you bring from the neighboring kingdoms?

the elf kingdom is at war with the orc kingdom and the dwarf kingdom is at war with the troll kingdom and the vampire kingdom is at war with the orc kingdom and the wraith kingdom is thriving and peaceful and the gnome kingdom is at war with the birdmen kingdom and the spider kingdom is at war with the mermaid kingdom and the dark elf kingdom is at war with the dragon kingdom and the skeleton kingdom is at war with the underground monster kingdom and the tree man kingdom is at war with the fire demon kingdom and the water demon kingdom is also at war with the fire demon kingdom and the alien kingdom is at war with the ogre kingdom and the wolf kingdom is at war with the cyborg kingdom and the moleman kingdom is at war with the cyclops kingdom and the wind elemental kingdom is at war with the puppet kingdom and the goblin kingdom is at war with the mummy kingdom

[wellrat]

Who is the clown knigdom at war with?

[medievaljournalist]

with eyes cast ever skyward the clown kingdom remains steadfast in their vigil against the true enemy

[medievaljournalist]

What news do you bring from the neighboring kingdoms?

the elf kingdom is at war with the orc kingdom and the dwarf kingdom is at war with the troll kingdom and the vampire kingdom is at war with the orc kingdom and the wraith kingdom is thriving and peaceful and the gnome kingdom is at war with the birdmen kingdom and the spider kingdom is at war with the mermaid kingdom and the dark elf kingdom is at war with the dragon kingdom and the skeleton kingdom is at war with the underground monster kingdom and the tree man kingdom is at war with the fire demon kingdom and the water demon kingdom is also at war with the fire demon kingdom and the alien kingdom is at war with the ogre kingdom and the wolf kingdom is at war with the cyborg kingdom and the moleman kingdom is at war with the cyclops kingdom and the wind elemental kingdom is at war with the puppet kingdom and the goblin kingdom is at war with the mummy kingdom

[medievaljournalist]

let's all work hard to gain favor with the warlock king today

[medievaljournalist]

city watch in disarray after great sage declares halberds 'reddit weapons'

[bromdebus]

Brigands riding high as cudgel stocks skyrocket

[medievaljournalist]

city watch in disarray after great sage declares halberds 'reddit weapons'

[medievaljournalist]

my squire fancies himself a wizard and is always getting into mischief and the like

just have him tend to your ill-tempered destrier & you can get a replacement in no time

[medievaljournalist]

do u mind if I practice my cruelty here. ok thanks

[medievaljournalist]

sorry to all the outlying villages but we cant do anything about the invading armies of the demon lord because all of our sword saints have decided to become maids for some reason