Boop*, gotcha human part 2
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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DEAR READER

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Origami Around

JVL
will byers stan first human second
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if i look back, i am lost

Andulka

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Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

Love Begins

Kiana Khansmith
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@gentlejimothylawrence
Boop*, gotcha human part 2
@goodtobejack
echo-eyed-rhys replied to your post “echo-eyed-rhys replied to your post “this-jackhole started following...”
Playing dead doesn't work. I've tried...Running doesn't either, I guess. They always find you.
“Yanno, you’re not very good at making people feel better!”
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Run Tim!!
NOWHERE TO RUN!
PLAY DEAD AND CRY!
“Uhh…” Handsome Jack? Rhys cleared his throat, trying not to look or sound stupid at the moment. “It’s down two more floors and down a stupidly long hallway, turn right through a set of double doors and then it’s the third door on your left…” He frowned now, realizing how bad of directions those probably were. “Do you want me to just show you, sir…?”
“Yeah, that might be helpful. Jack didn’t become rich so he could learn his own space station, apparently.” Is there just a hint of salt in there? You must be imagining things. There’s a LOT of salt about this stupid place.
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“H-hey there, boss! You’re looking... extra handsome today!” Pleasedon’tbemadaboutsomethingpleasedon’tbemadaboutsomethingpleaseohpleaseohpleaseoh-....
Rhys let out a nervous laughter as he looked the other man over. Fingers tapped a bit nervous and he nodded his head at him.
“Haha. Of course sir. Follow me. It shouldn’t be that far and shouldn’t take us too long if we follow the Helios layout map.”
“Holy crap you’re a friggin’ life saver!” Whoops. That wasn’t douchey enough... Eh, who cared? He wasn’t going to die today!
“Ooh, nice arm.” Though he’d never consider getting cybernetics himself (plastic surgery was MORE than enough, thank you!) he had to admit, having something like that WOULD be incredibly useful.
“Oh yeah, just a shield that someone can easily use to smash against another and throw it like a disk at someone’s head.” Hanji scoffed and the soldiers promptly took it from his person and onto a tray where the other weapons were confiscated and guarded.
The troops then led him to another room along with Hanji before shutting the door behind them. Still holding guns to him until she motioned them to stand down. “Now tell me, body double. If you are what you claim to be, than tell who you really are. So long as you’re honest, you will be safe and not harmed.”
“…” Timothy just raised an eyebrow at the book-sized shield when she said how it could be used as a weapon, but decided not to argue and just let them take it. Though now he felt even more vulnerable than before. Hooray. Best day ever.
“Er- well… I’m legally forbidden to tell you that.” Thanks to his stupid contract, and he was sure Jack had ESP or something and would know i he broke that rule. “Buuuut it rhymes with ‘Jimothy Shmawrence’.” Nothing in his contract about hints! He just hoped it’d be enough.
“What the–!!” Timothy’s eyebrows shot up in surprise. “Y-yeah!! It – it does!! How?? What! Only Jack would–” He narrows his eyes and points at the other. “You’re Not Jack, right? Fuckin’ with me right now or something?”
“Okay, you – you gotta tell me something only another me would know.”
“What?! No way!!” His eyes narrowed in turn out of suspicion at the double. “How do I know you’re not Jack messing with me!” Though saying something only the real Timothy Lawrence would know was a good way of proving who he was, but if this other guy really was Jack...
“O-okay, but when I do, then you have to say something too, got it? Kids at school used to call me ‘Pizza-face’ ‘cause of my freckles.”
Seeing @20differentjacks‘ Peacock!Jack, this is all I could think of... Resplendent Quetzal; a smaller, more timid, yet no less beautiful bird.
i need to draw so many more vault hunter pics but 4 now heres Maya (and Krieg) and Timmy….my loves…
Commission for @coatlaxopeuh [Commission me here!]
Happy duckling
“Of course I meant weapons.” She was quite surprised and even a little impressed to see him take out all those weapons. Sure weapons in Hyperion could be very easy to hide but this was still a lot of have on his person.
However knowing Jack, she wasn’t going to risk it. Once he was finished, she motioned for her men to come forward and frisked him. “Are you sure that’s everything?”
“Jack” had stepped back when the men came forwards, but didn’t struggle as he was quickly frisked. He raised an eyebrow when one of them unclipped his shield from his belt- though when they inspected his pocket watch copy, it would appear to be just that- a fancy-looking pocket watch- to the untrained eye.
“Uh, that’s just a shield. Not a weapon, so...”
Rhys stopped dead in his tracks when he heard that familiar voice float down the hallway towards him. Slowly turning on his heel eyes of earth and ocean widened a little bit at who he saw had called for him. He heard it but he didn’t believe it as he watched the figure of Handsome Jack get closer to him. It took the brunet a moment or two to actually process what was asked of him.
“H-Handsome Jack, sir! Uh no, no I don’t right off the top of my head. But I can bring up a map of Helios and lead you to it, if you would like, sir. Wouldn’t be a problem for you after all haha.”
Oh, no, he broke him. Timothy was about to poke the young man in front of him before he seemed to snap back to his senses.
“Think you could do that for me, kiddo?” ...He was probably being too nice, but he couldn’t afford being late! He’d worry about it later!
“H-hey, you know…. Athena…?” Okay, now this was just getting ridiculous. Was this a double of Timothy? “Waaaait, wait, okay – this is too freaky. Are, are we the same person? Cuz. There’s, there’s way too much in common here.”
Or was Jack just fucking with him? It was hard to tell. “Only way we can determine that is – names. There’s no way you have a name that rhymes with Jimothy… right?”
...Okay, this was getting weird. Weirder.
“Uh... yeah, I do.” He raised an eyebrow, wondering if this was some sort of trick. The other double SEEMED genuine and nice enough. “You uh, wouldn’t have a last name that rhymes with... Shmawrence?”
Corporate Identity.
Because I felt like doing a comic for the first time in like a year. Maybe next weekend I will colour it.
(fuck i hate this tumblr update)
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“Hey- hey- hey- hey! Wait up!”
“Um, hey, kiddo! Yooooou wouldn’t happen to know where that meeting room B-12 is, do you? I mean- I’m asking for a friend- a colleague! ‘Cause I clearly wouldn’t get lost in my own space station, right? Ahahahaha...!”
This job sucks kraggon ass.