#goodtobejack

[handsomestofthejacks]

goodtobejack replied to your post: "Hey boss, sorry but I can't come to work the next...

“Well, funny you should say my dick fell off, cuz, wow, what a coincidence— I so do not look like you right now. I mean, would love to come into work, boss. But I doubt you want someone who looks like a shorter, woman version of you replacing you at meetings. What would people say?”

❝ ... Okay, yeah, I’m really not following. Care to be a little less cryptic, or is that just too much to ask? ❞

Because for once he’s too baffled to know what to say. Who could blame him for not jumping to the conclusion that his double had involuntarily swapped genders overnight?

[pheepupper]

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been awhile since I posted one'o theeeeese

[cowgirl-illusions]

goodtobejack replied to your post: If we were dating we could.. just date? I mean....

“Pff, I was joking about the puppies.” Nervous laughter.

“Cute joke, cowboy. But, I’d be down for any of that.” 

[handsomepeacock]

goodtobejack replied to your post “I was gonna reblog the blindfold meme but then I realized Jack would...”

I'm laughing I didn't think about it but it's true. everyone would just write on him. puts a sign on him that says "pls write on me"))

good thing he wears a mask otherwise the pen might wake him up, just be careful him a light sleeper

[hyperioncompanyman]

@goodtobejack from here X

Ah, there was the man he was hoping to see. Rhys was very happy that he didn’t have to wait all that long in order for him to finally swing on by. And the reaction he got from him was priceless as well. A wide smile came to his face at it and a light laugh came from the company man as he looked the doppelganger over.

“Well, hello to you too” he cooed at his boyfriend happily.

“Are you just going to stand there with your mouth open or are you going to come a little closer?”

[ofassassination-blog]

goodtobejack replied to your post “Is that my shirt?”

"Well, as long as it isn't my pizza cat sweater. Not like you'd get that anyway, Rhys stole it. You guys are gonna take all my clothes til I got nothing, aren't you?" He laughed quietly, rubbing the back of his neck.

The sleepy assassin perked up at that, likely at the thought of maiming Rhys to get back something of Tim’s. “I can get it back for you.” He provided, “’sides, I am gonna give this back, just wanted something comfy to put on.” It was followed by a yawn as he rubbed at his eyes.

[glcryhound]

@goodtobejack |  psq starter

“Heyyy...Got a...problem. Swing by my office when you get time - by which I mean, if you still wanna be paid: right now.”

An untenable situation greets his morning shift. The leftovers of the previous night spent merrily inebriated had apparently left an acrid taste in the mouth of a few incensed individuals. Certain intractable statements had been parted with freely, ranging from the insulting to outright mean in terms of subject matter. As a direct result, those affected requested suitable recompense, appearing to favour physical justice over monetary offerings.

They wanted to punch him square in the jaw, and he wasn’t going to give them the chance.

Pooling his resources, Jack turned to the easiest option at his disposal, calling upon the services of his body double to lend a hand. He can but hope the request he sent to ‘Jack’s ECHO communicator finds him in a speedy manner; for time is certainly not in the engineer’s favour, especially when he was unable to recall who wanted revenge or what he had said exactly to earn their ire in the first place.

[ashowofmoxxi]

@goodtobejack

Oh, sugar.

Don’t go spilling that all over the place now.

I’m sure there are better places for it to sit. ;3c