HIATUS until Sept. '16

Guardian, soldier, the gentleman's gentleman {Indie Alfred Pennyworth} {Multiverse, OC friendly} #gentlemansgentleman

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recklessbarbieklaus:

friendly reminder that even if i take ages to reply, i still want to roleplay with you

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❝ I’m a very patient woman, but I can be your WORST                                                                                                 nightmare.❞

a highly selective, multiverse, multiship, indie rp for madolyn wayne, a batman oc. 10+ years of role playing experience, write para & chat, use gifs & icons. very oc friendly. main fc is perfect unicorn emmy rossum.·

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Update: 

Not dead, just extremely busy! Will be back in a couple months.

but hello c: 

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His words raise brows, expression easing into something decidedly more  curious. Gaze  fell  to  that  handkerchief,  lips  curving up at the edges as she accepts it. ‘’Ah, yeah. I think so. Thank you. Um, I’m sorry you had to…’’ her reply dropped off, the thought abandoned. ‘’Did you need me for something?’’

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“Well, if apologies must take place - then I apologize for intruding upon your private moment, Ms. Gordon.”

A decidedly gentle smile appeared at his eyes. “Would you like to try some new brownies I’ve baked?  They’re coincidentally your favourite.  Don’t tell the others, but I’ve saved a batch for you.”

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Red Robin #15

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“How d’you know?” Maddie asked curiously, cocking her head to the side. She yawned and crawled under the covers, preparing for Alfred to read her a story.

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“Well ... she just has that look about her.  In her smile. She’s got quite a lovely smile.”

He smiled briefly, before shaking his head and tucking her in. 

“Anyway, that’s besides the point. What story would you like to hear tonight, Miss Maddie?” 

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"It's just Valentine's day... I don't see the big deal."

VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES

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“I suppose it’s not a big deal, really. Kind of stupid… and expensive… and unnecessary.” Maddie admitted, fixing her styled hair in the mirror. “That is, unless you have a date that’s going to be here in ten minutes.” She peered back at him over her shoulder. “Don’t give him a hard time, okay? If that’s possible.” 

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“HE’S actually really sweet. You’ll like him.”

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“Well, we’ll see about that.” 

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MADDIE huffed and peered up at Alfred through the curly ringlets in her face. No one ever thought she could do anything. “From a boy at school. He showed me on a video and told me how and now I’m ready. Can we go tomorrow?” 

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“A boy at school, huh? Sounds like an interesting fellow.” 

“Oh, alright then. But if you can’t swim on your own,  and you still want to -- we’re going to get you some  lessons, yes?” 

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"So. Dr. Thompson seems nice. Right?"

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  “SHE’S okay for a Doctor, I guess. Don’t really know her. Why?” 

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“Nothing, she just -uh, seems like a very nice person, that’s all.” 

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[Text] I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket I can have morning sex with. -cxffeeshxpgirl

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[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

amazing

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[ From here | @heirexss ]

“Mean! Can too!” 

He felt the smallest of smiles starting at his mouth - tugging, nearly showing in his gaze. 

“Oh, really? And when’d you learn how to do that, Miss?” 

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Texts From Last Night ask meme!

[text] I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

[text] just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

[text] I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

[text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[text] o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

[text] Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.

[text] Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from

[text] I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

[text] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

[text] After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment

[text] So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

[text] Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

[text] Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

[text] You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

[text] I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?

[text] Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

[text] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

[text] You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!

[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

[text] I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.

[text] The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

[text] I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!

[text] I think i sorta joined a cult last night

[text] I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet

[text] At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

[text] Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

[text] omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

[text] Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.

[text] Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

[text] Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

[text] The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

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Batman #49 - “Superheavy IX” (2016) pencil & ink by Yanick Paquette color by Nathan Fairbairn

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"I can swim." (Kid!Muse)

[ From here | Captain America: The First Avenger starters | accepting | @heirexss ]

“No, you can’t.” 

[gentlemans-gentleman]

"Seems harmless enough. Hard to see what all the fuss is about."

[ From here | Captain America: The First Avenger starters | Accepting ]

“Certain things are easier when you’re younger and agile, Miss.”