(AP) "No, I Will Not Piss in a Jar."

Highly Selective Sniper OC from TF2  Sidebar by Weenie-Kun

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hellraisings:

“ya don’t have to lie to me. i see the way you guys look at each other!” a chuckle, followed by resting his bat on his shoulder. “look, i don’t mind it. i think it’s cute; but from fella to fella, it’s only gonna be a short amount of time ‘till the rest of RED notices. and, uh, they might use it against ya.”

            Oh god, he’s so right. Edgar forced a smile and nodded a few times in agreement.

            “Well, thanks for the support, I... I guess, mate. Ah, but. You are right, you know.” He sighed and rubbed the back of his head at the thought, “Ah, I don’t know what I should do. A guy like you obviously doesn’t have this issue so it isn’t like I can ask for advice from you, right Lad?”

            Edgar shook his head- not realizing how rude of a comment that actually sounded. He had no idea what the Scout’s relationship status was, but he assumed it was nonexistent... Whoops.

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“so, if i said you and your medic had a thing goin’, i’d be right?”

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            “G-Going? A thing? Me and Fr- The Medic? Oh, erm. If by ‘A thing’ you mean he patches me up when I need it, then yes! Yes we certainly DO have a thing going, squirt- Scout. Aheh. It’s called our JOBS, Lad!” Edgar was sweating verbally really- how did the RED Scout, out of all of the REDs, find out. He didn’t want that team to know only so they couldn’t use it to their advantage;

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The 6th icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to accidentally killing Santa

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//hi this is rlly weird but my names edgar and my nickname is eddie im laughing so hard abt this

[            Oh BOY I'm so glad, Edgar/Eddie is the cutest name I die. Your blog is great by the by- I RP Medic on a different blog but I haven’t been there in a hot minute. ;;;

            Archimedes is basically my son.... A good boy. ]

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            This had to have been a prank. But the administration pranking them seemed a little too far out there…

            As Edgar was handed Franz’s crossbow, he couldn’t believe this was actually happening. He had no skill in the medical– business, well. Neither really did Franz but he was sure even more people were going to be dying out there if he were to be their doctor! There had to be a mistake.

            He was wondering with all this mix-up who was to get his job, but once he saw Franz being handed his gun he was relieved yet still mortified about this. Franz barely knows how to do his own assigned job, let alone Edgar’s! Maybe it would do him good though, only killing (not that that wasn’t really all Franz was good at anyways…) and being up in a nest all day might keep him a little more sane and safe. If he knows how to shoot that gun even.

            Edgar looked down at the crossbow and sighed. Sure he knew how to shoot one of these, himself- His family is full of hunters. But shooting at his own team mates might be a little weird for him. He’s so used to aiming at the enemy. Ah well, good luck regardless, he thought to himself and for Franz.

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have you ever… ( via angstmemes ) Repost, don’t reblog. Link the source.

trigger warnings apply!

| been cheated on | been bullied | told a horrible lie | stolen something of value | overdosed on drugs | been drunk | passed out | cheated | bullied | punched someone in the face | been beaten up | broken a bone | been admitted to hospital | had a near-death experience | been drugged | done drugs | smoked | kissed someone you weren’t attracted to (Probably not on the lips though) | bled severely | killed someone | had an attempt on your life | made an attempt on your own life | lost someone | loved someone | gone without food for over three days | gone without sleep for over three days | been tortured | been slapped by a parent | been abused by someone who should have loved you | had a panic attack | been in a car accident | had sex | had sex with a stranger | been raped | felt raped | passed out from pain | cried yourself to sleep | spent a whole day in bed | hurt yourself | taken your anger out on yourself | taken your anger out on someone you love | been used | used | been terrified | played a cruel game on someone | been dominant | been submissive | been forced to smile | been misgendered | felt too many things at once | laughed when you felt like crying |

Tagged by: @bushmundy Tagging: Anyone who thinks this will be interesting. :0!

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The Light Between Oceans (2016)

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🍵 It's probably not the best tasting tea, but he tried...

            Edgar rested lying down on the couch in his RV, wrapped in a snug blanket with a red and itchy nose. He had been awfully sick these last few days and it was the weekend now. But no going out and having a good time for him, no. He was camping out in his RV for now, hoping to be left alone… Well, mostly. He just really didn’t want people to see him so, in his opinion, gross looking. Though he kept himself pretty collected even while sick, in actuality.

            But when he heard that knock on his door and when he glanced over to see the door creak open, he wasn’t upset on who it was. It was Franzie. And he was carrying something- a mug? Well, what a nice surprise. Edgar took the drink once Franz got close enough and he flashed him a weak smile, sitting up on the couch.

           “Ah, thank you, Love. You don’t know much I, ah– ahhh- ah!” The Sniper tilted his head back, a sneeze boiling up inside of him. Before he was able to think about putting the tea down, he sneezed loudly and of course!- dumped the tea over himself. Some got on his face and some across his chest but it all burned the same.

           He let out a rather high-pitched sound at the burning sensation and just slowly grabbed the blanket he was bundled up in to wipe off with. And without another complaint besides the initial sound, he shakily took the mug to his lips and sipped what was left in it with a forced smile. God that was a bloody embarrassing mess.

          It didn’t taste that great for tea, but then again his nose was stuffed anyways so he didn’t really mind. It was the thought that counts, right? He simply rubbed his nose with the back of his wrist and thanked Franz dearly afterwards, trying to blow that whole thing off. Though he smelled more like tea than usual, now. Nice.

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Road to El Dorado  {Sentence Starters}

“I don’t like this.”

“Get back, mortal!”

“You fight like my sister!”

“The horse is a surprise.”

“Hey, how’d you get those?”

“Stars! Can’t do it. Not today.”

“I’m not sure I can trust you…”

“You lied to me? How dare you!”

“You drank sea water, didn’t you?”

“Stop! This is not a proper tribute!”

“No, no, no, not with the face. Stop.”

“This could be our destiny! Our fate!”

“Regrets? You mean besides dying?”

“Well, maybe I DON’T need you anymore!”

“Great. Sensational. That’s your plan, is it?”

“Well, it was nice working with you, partner.”

“I’m not really asking you to trust me, am I?”

“The stars are not in position for this tribute!”

“Did you ever imagine it would end like this?” 

“Pff! What makes you think we need your help?”

“Oh, then I suppose you’ll be wanting these back?”

“I know what you are, and I know what you are not.”

“So how’s the, uh… how’s the escape plan coming?”

“I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death.”

“If I believed in fate, I wouldn’t be playing with loaded dice.”

“Look, change of plans. We have to grab what we can and go.”

“My plan was that we should lie low! But your plan was to run off!”

“On one side, gold. On the other side… painful, agonizing failure!”

“Our greatest adventure is over before it began, and no one will even remember us.”

“You know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they’re ahead? You don’t have one!”

My muse has a cold and keeps coughing. Send a 🍵 to give my muse a cup of hot tea to help soothe their throat.

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[ Sorry today was so spotty, and mostly Ask Memes about the Mun. I took Munday too far. :,^) But it was fun so. ‘Kept my mind off of the whole family situation, even though it’s still in there and happening and real. Thanks anyways, for the Asks! ♥ ]

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// questions for the mun about the muse: 3, 4, 16, and 18.

If you could change one event in your muse’s life (in their main or canon verse), what would you change?

            Hmm…. To be honest… I think the ONLY thing I would think to ever change would be to make Edgar British. That’s really it, and even then I’m like, nah. He’s great the way he is, I think! What a tough question…

If you could tell your muse one thing, what would you tell them?

            I would tell him he is a really good person for doing what he did for Franz. He was the only one there for him when he needed it, and still is usually. If it wasn’t for Edgar’s kind and caring personality, their relationship probably wouldn’t even happen… Which is sad to think about, for me. :,)

In what ways are you better than your muse? In what ways are they better than you?

            I am nowhere near better than Edgar. I hate myself personally and I think everyone is better than me usually. I guess all I can say is I don’t kill people. That’s really it. Though he thinks of it more of a hunting way, less of a… Straight up killing way. But eh. 

            They’re better than me in most ways to be honest. If I could be Edgar, I would. He’s kind, caring, HAS EMPATHY. Man, I have ZERO empathy and I hate it. But yeah, hes great I’m awful, shrug shrug.

And I answered 18 in a different ask, so. BUT YES. There we go.

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ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve? | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?

ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?

             My biggest pet peeve is something kind’a weird. It’s actually a sound. And that sound is static. But I guess it goes a little more than a pet peeve when it sends you into panics, hm? Haha- Yeah Static scares me for spiritual reasons so there’s that. I’ll cover my ears and freak a lil if i hear it.

| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?

            Ho wee mama my favourite TV show is Bob’s Burgers. And a close second is Cutthroat Kitchen. Good. Shit. M’dude. Bob’s Burgers is because it gave and gives me really good memories with my girlfriend. And well, I can’t say that it’s any different for CK. Another show I have good memories with Cest is Wilfred. Like… She cheated on me (not literally ofc) and watched the show by herself but like I ain’t even mad, we have good memories with that show. I never finished it myself but I love it anyways.

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?  

            Y’know, I actually get my anger out in a really unhealthy way. I scratch my cheeks open until they bleed. And it sucks but it’s the only thing I really feel okay (enough) to do when I’m angry. Or else I would take it out on other people. I mean I do this for many emotions but yeah anger is a big one. Stress at all, really.

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What aspect of your muse’s personality is most important to you? What aspect of your muse’s personality do you think is most important to them? Is it the same? Why or why not? (rewinding-time)

            In my own opinion, I think the part where he cares for Franz is most important. Franz needs him, and I think- to a point- Edgar needs him too. They are both so good for each other and he better never stop caring. !!!

            I think to HIM, his most important aspect could be his patience. He has a lot of patience for people, such as his team mates and all that. Even for Franz, sometimes. Franz can push Edgar to his emotional limits and if he didn’t have patience for him, who knows where he would be. Either of them, really. 

            I think they can go hand in hand but technically they are different. Close enough though, I think.

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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Favorite animal! [very important question! (rewinding-time)]

            ALRIGHT. Here we go. I’m probably gonna get emotional with this one. But… The Platypus. Specifically baby ones. I once cried over a picture of a baby Platypus with like 3 chins for 20 minutes. It was the first time I’ve ever seen a baby Platypus and tbh they’re WAY too cute for their own good. Except I probably would never hold one because I think males(?) have deadly spikes under their lil arms or something. But hoooo weeeee mama they’re HECKING cuTE. I want 20. ♥