a hundred dollars for an aspirin, please

Don't move, I need to punch you. ((Chad Morris RP blog)) ((FC: Michael B. Jordan))

[jailhouserokk]

bububububbbbbbbb im embarassed to talk about this AU) 

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[derbyfuckingharrington]

[text]: Good evening, Derby. I trust you're having an enjoyable night, being a fine, upstanding gentleman as always.

[text]: What do you want?

[derbyfuckingharrington]

[text]: I’m just trying to keep track of my clique members, keep them in line, as a good friend.

[genuinepuppyleather]

[text]: You're doing a fine job of it.

[text]: It'd be a shame to have to deal with any mutineers, now wouldn't it?

[text]: But thankfully, we all know that Derby Harrington isn't one to make enemies.

[derbyfuckingharrington]

[text]: Good evening, Derby. I trust you're having an enjoyable night, being a fine, upstanding gentleman as always.

[text]: What do you want?

[derbyfuckingharrington]

[text]: Oh, well, I thought perhaps you were tending to the bruises on his neck.  Curious thing, his injuries.  You wouldn’t know anything about them, I’m sure.

[genuinepuppyleather]

[text]: Why are Bryce's personal affairs any of your concerns? Or mine, for that matter? Ah, but I'm sure you're just curious as a friend. So attentive to hear all about our lives.

[text]: I appreciate the sentiment, but unfortunately I'm a very private person. For example, I care very little to pry into your personal life, or ask you how our dear friend Bif is doing. Or Tad. But then again, I'm not sure why you would be so curious about Tad in the first place.

[derbyfuckingharrington]

[text]: Good evening, Derby. I trust you're having an enjoyable night, being a fine, upstanding gentleman as always.

[text]: What do you want?

[derbyfuckingharrington]

[text]: I wouldn’t think you’d have time to chat.  Aren’t you preoccupied with Bryce?

[genuinepuppyleather]

[text]: Why would I be preoccupied with him?

[ralphlauren]

[derbyfuckingharrington]

[text]: Good evening, Derby. I trust you're having an enjoyable night, being a fine, upstanding gentleman as always.

[text]: What do you want?

[genuinepuppyleather]

[text]: Oh, nothing at all. Just wanted to catch up, really. Although it does sound like you are quite busy. That's the only excuse you could have being so short with me.

[text]: I'm sure you have a decent excuse, though. Surely you're not tied up with something unseemly.

[text]: But forgive me, I just so enjoy having a chat with a fellow elite, you know?

[jailhouserokk]

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Send ø for a late night text

[text]: you know that whole ‘my parents are in prison’ rumor wasn’t ever funny, right?

[jailhouserokk]

[text]: Yeah but youre also an asshole

[genuinepuppyleather]

[text]: Aw, what's the matter, Vincent? Worried that the rumors might come true?

[text]: Or, even better, you're worried that you may stray down a similar path? Our little future jailbird, Johnny Vincent.

[genuinepuppyleather]

((when Lola and Chad had their brief thing Chad like legit got a bit starstruck and actually thought Lola liked her and felt weird about it for a while

the second he found out she was p much just using him he just went into "weLL I WAS USING HER TOO SO THERE" mode

spoiler alert: he wasn't

spoiler alert: Chad is an actual real-life gay baby

[jailhouserokk]

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Send ø for a late night text

[text]: you know that whole ‘my parents are in prison’ rumor wasn’t ever funny, right?

[genuinepuppyleather]

[text]: Oh, I disagree.

[text]: I myself found it to be hilarious.

[genuinepuppyleather]

3

3:What if I told you that you were pretty?

I'm flattered, but that's about it.

[genuinepuppyleather]

2, 27, 43

2:Do you miss anyone?

No. I try to stray away from sickening co-dependance. Pining is so unattractive.

27:Are you listening to music right now?

Ah, yes. Just a stirring, classical piece. You probably wouldn't know of it.

((hes lying hes listening to Boyz II Men))

43:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

Depends on the day....

[genuinepuppyleather]

✘

[text]: Derby, have I ever told you how much I enjoy your place as our great, benevolent dictator? And how you seem to adore butting into my personal affairs and ribbing me so casually and light-heartedly?

[text]: Because I really, really do enjoy that.

[text]: You are so inspiring.

[genuinepuppyleather]

✘

[text]: Oh, so you threw my bike into traffic again, Vincent? Very nice.

[text]: That bike is probably worth more than you, you know. But even so, I'll just buy another one. And maybe you can buy another girlfriend that won't do things to prompt you to be quite as angry with me.

[text]: I'm sure another girl like Lola would be within your price range.

[millionairesroad]

millionaires road

[pictures-of-luxury]

Picture Galleries l Twitter l Facebook

[persephoneslesbians]

Texting meme

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

Send ☎ for a rushed text

Send ☏ for a loving text

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

Send ø for a late night text

Send ✘ for a hateful text

[genuinepuppyleather]

50 questions. Send me numbers.

1: What would you name your future daughter?

2: Do you miss anyone?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

7: How late did you stay up last night?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

20: Who did you last see in person?

21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Do you use chap stick?

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

33: What do people call you?

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: What are you listening to right now?

37: What is wrong with you right now?

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

40: What is on your wrists right now?

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

49: Have you ever been to New York?

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?