George Lucas' Neck

George Lucas once made a film called STAR WARS that you might have heard of. Also, his neck appears to be growing into another head.

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My drama teacher talked about your blog in class today

It was only a matter of time before George Lucas’ neck became a topic of academic discourse. I’m glad our nation’s educators are finally ready to teach things that matter. 

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As a nod to the original series’ creator, J.J. Abrams based the design of BB-8 on George Lucas and his neck. 

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Chicago City Council approved construction of the George Lucas Museum without consent of Chicago voters.

On the bright side, the city’s notorious wind will now be blocked by his enormous neck.

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Your blog is the reason for my existence oml

George Lucas’ neck is the reason George Lucas exists. It is his Life’s Work, and what we will remember him for when he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Also, thank you. We will try to get around to updating this again. 

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Can I take over this account?

It’s cute that you think we control George Lucas’ Neck when really it controls us.

Also, no. Never. 

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George Lucas, repeatedly violating a franchise whose prime has long since passed? Sounds to me like some neckrophilia.

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George Lucas trying to swallow his neck through his neck.

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Famous German writer Goiter's masterpiece Faust is about the nine layers of George Lucas' neck.

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"Goiter? I barely know her!" is a common joke in George Lucas' neck household.

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No need to worry, George Lucas does not have a goiter. It is merely a benign pustual sack of goo-juice that might give birth to some sort of multi-dimensional space demon.

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In response to concerns about whether we at George Lucas' Neck are poking fun at a possible goiter: No person, we repeat, NO person, would be able to survive such a severe lack of iodine.

Then again... No head could withstand such a neck.

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The following programming has been modified to fit George Lucas' neck.

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George Lucas subsists entirely on a diet of bowling balls.

Not for nutrition, just to see if he can.

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George Lucas is confused as to why his body didn't win "Best Supporting Actor" for its tireless years of supporting his neck.

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George Lucas struggles to swallow a bean bag.

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Every time George Lucas eats a grape, it ferments over the course of the months it takes to travel down his neck.

Because of this, he is perpetually drunk.

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George Lucas joyfully weeps after an interviewer finally brings the microphone up to his mouth, rather than his neck.