Geology Squirrel Adventures

Traipsing through the mind of a cat-loving, teaching, geek geologist/astronomer.

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[mariacallous]

[entirelytookeen]

[dimension20memes]

He's so handsome. You'll all be sorry.

[bunjywunjy]

Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.

if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.

apparently they taste pretty good, but I don't know if I could get past the look if I'm honest

[do-not-go-gently-42]

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[beguilingcorpse]

immediate top 5 game changer episode btw there’s just so much to love. the slow reveal of the rooms. ify being the first to lose in room 1. catherine mccafferty being the episode’s main character and breakout star. the set design for all of the rooms but ESPECIALLY the spot the difference ones. 25 grants. the friendship(?) between hannah and the bouncer for room 2. demi accidentally plotting his own downfall by saying pop goes the weasel at the same time as hannah. sam trying to fill time while waiting for a player to win their way back up. the pic pong got him. a true fucking delight all the way down and back up again

[bob-artist]

A battle between good and weevil

[saikomakesart]

binge watching gem's meccha chameleon vods recently, i just NEED to draw skizz and gem like this cause it's so funny

edit: guys the first pic was meme just so we're clear, it just reminds me of how skizz kept getting gem caught by whistling when they're hiding in the same place

[2dadsfromaz]

Happy one year to my favorite intro for an Impulse stream ever!

(From Metro Munchies, 6/30/2025)

Skizz: [mumbling] Wait—no—but this isn't right.

[He gets up and leaves, and Impulse darts into his seat.]

Impulse: [chipper] What's up, everybody? [laughs heartily] How you guys doin'? [laughs] Were you guys like "wait, what stream did I click on?" [softer laughter] How you guys doin'? Good to see ya.

Impulse: Skizz was just over in the studio—you guys got confused [trailing off into giggles]—Skizz was over in the studio grabbing some stuff. He just stopped in for a second, I was like "I'm about to go live!" and he's like "...I have an idea." [laughs]—

[big-moon-little-moon]

this is simply too funny

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

[zurizaldun-deactivated20241104]

I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them. 

Been done to me by people of both genders. 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah. 

(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….) 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

dude.

[221cbakerstreet]

this is art

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

#a fun fact about tumblr is that if you dare to complain about a mundanely frustrating type of person#that exact type of person will appear in your notes as if summoned via a ouija board

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[freacking]

close enough, welcome back tanystropheus

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[deadpowol]

[naamahdarling]

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.