Gerda-3

The Sinner or Gerda-3 || 23 || Hunter

[gerda-3]

The blog is still alive. Its author has simply gone off to suffer in The Witcher 3.

Messages and questions are always welcome.

[gerda-3]

Gerda, dear, I need to ask for a favor.

What do you need?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I need to get rid of a corpse... actually two but I can deal with one.

[gerda-3]

If these corpses are of value, I will take them. Who died?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

Some wanted warlords that tried hiding from the vanguard with Dredgens... there was a price for their head, you should try to see if you can claim it.

[gerda-3]

I'm not interested in prey I didn't kill. Besides, if I needed human bones, I'd just head back to one of the cemeteries.

And there's no point in me biting a similar leg, because, Ellis, they're not the only ones being hunted. Although it seems they don’t want to catch me.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

So... you can't help me?

[gerda-3]

So, you mean to say that you came onto MY territory without MY permission and dare to drag corpses across MY hunting grounds?!

I swear by the Hive gods, Ellis, I'll hang your guts from the nearest tree as soon as I find you...

[ellis-rp]

The bodies were already here!

[gerda-3]

-After some time, she appears behind Ellis, grabs him by the hair, and forces Ellis to his knees and shoves his face into the planetoid's ground-

You're a bad boy, Ellis, bad!!

[ellis-rp]

Now why?

-He protested, managing to put his head sideways to avoid eating dirt-

[gerda-3]

Because this is my territory! This is my domain!

-She shook the guy by the scruff of the neck and threw him away, causing him to fall backwards to the ground-

How many times do I have to tell everyone not to come here anymore?!

[ellis-rp]

-The hunter grunted when he hit the floor, shaking his head befor blinking up to stand-

You did choose the most common place in Nessus to be your territory, it's just practical to be here! Lady Hati even takes bath in the radiolaria lakes.

[gerda-3]

Well, take that old nag and get lost! The last thing I need right now is trespassers on my property.

-The huntress isn't shy, grabbing Ellis again, this time by the hair at the back of his head, and tugging painfully-

Or should I hang you from the pole by your harness again, like a piñata?

[ellis-rp]

You can't just- argh! It hurts!

-He whined, biting his lip to avoid screaming from the pain-

This is a common place! You can't just claim it!

[gerda-3]

No! This is mine! This is my territory, this is my home!

-Gerda pounces on Ellis, tossing him to the ground with her, and starts tugging at his hair. Her behavior isn't aggressive, but rather childish and capricious, like someone who's had their favorite toy taken away from them-

And the corpses are mine too!

[ellis-rp]

Have you talked with Crow about this?

-He said between whines-

[gerda-3]

I'm not going to ask permission from someone who has nothing to do with my territory! Crow is not the master of these lands!

-The huntress steps away from the boy, straightening her back, but almost immediately hunches over and crosses her arms over her chest, her hands tucked under her armpits, as if she were cold-

And I've told him more than once that I don't serve him.

[gerda-3]

Gerda, dear, I need to ask for a favor.

What do you need?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I need to get rid of a corpse... actually two but I can deal with one.

[gerda-3]

If these corpses are of value, I will take them. Who died?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

Some wanted warlords that tried hiding from the vanguard with Dredgens... there was a price for their head, you should try to see if you can claim it.

[gerda-3]

I'm not interested in prey I didn't kill. Besides, if I needed human bones, I'd just head back to one of the cemeteries.

And there's no point in me biting a similar leg, because, Ellis, they're not the only ones being hunted. Although it seems they don’t want to catch me.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

So... you can't help me?

[gerda-3]

So, you mean to say that you came onto MY territory without MY permission and dare to drag corpses across MY hunting grounds?!

I swear by the Hive gods, Ellis, I'll hang your guts from the nearest tree as soon as I find you...

[ellis-rp]

The bodies were already here!

[gerda-3]

-After some time, she appears behind Ellis, grabs him by the hair, and forces Ellis to his knees and shoves his face into the planetoid's ground-

You're a bad boy, Ellis, bad!!

[ellis-rp]

Now why?

-He protested, managing to put his head sideways to avoid eating dirt-

[gerda-3]

Because this is my territory! This is my domain!

-She shook the guy by the scruff of the neck and threw him away, causing him to fall backwards to the ground-

How many times do I have to tell everyone not to come here anymore?!

[ellis-rp]

-The hunter grunted when he hit the floor, shaking his head befor blinking up to stand-

You did choose the most common place in Nessus to be your territory, it's just practical to be here! Lady Hati even takes bath in the radiolaria lakes.

[gerda-3]

Well, take that old nag and get lost! The last thing I need right now is trespassers on my property.

-The huntress isn't shy, grabbing Ellis again, this time by the hair at the back of his head, and tugging painfully-

Or should I hang you from the pole by your harness again, like a piñata?

[ellis-rp]

You can't just- argh! It hurts!

-He whined, biting his lip to avoid screaming from the pain-

This is a common place! You can't just claim it!

[gerda-3]

No! This is mine! This is my territory, this is my home!

-Gerda pounces on Ellis, tossing him to the ground with her, and starts tugging at his hair. Her behavior isn't aggressive, but rather childish and capricious, like someone who's had their favorite toy taken away from them-

And the corpses are mine too!

[gerda-3]

Gerda, dear, I need to ask for a favor.

What do you need?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I need to get rid of a corpse... actually two but I can deal with one.

[gerda-3]

If these corpses are of value, I will take them. Who died?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

Some wanted warlords that tried hiding from the vanguard with Dredgens... there was a price for their head, you should try to see if you can claim it.

[gerda-3]

I'm not interested in prey I didn't kill. Besides, if I needed human bones, I'd just head back to one of the cemeteries.

And there's no point in me biting a similar leg, because, Ellis, they're not the only ones being hunted. Although it seems they don’t want to catch me.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

So... you can't help me?

[gerda-3]

So, you mean to say that you came onto MY territory without MY permission and dare to drag corpses across MY hunting grounds?!

I swear by the Hive gods, Ellis, I'll hang your guts from the nearest tree as soon as I find you...

[ellis-rp]

The bodies were already here!

[gerda-3]

-After some time, she appears behind Ellis, grabs him by the hair, and forces Ellis to his knees and shoves his face into the planetoid's ground-

You're a bad boy, Ellis, bad!!

[ellis-rp]

Now why?

-He protested, managing to put his head sideways to avoid eating dirt-

[gerda-3]

Because this is my territory! This is my domain!

-She shook the guy by the scruff of the neck and threw him away, causing him to fall backwards to the ground-

How many times do I have to tell everyone not to come here anymore?!

[ellis-rp]

-The hunter grunted when he hit the floor, shaking his head befor blinking up to stand-

You did choose the most common place in Nessus to be your territory, it's just practical to be here! Lady Hati even takes bath in the radiolaria lakes.

[gerda-3]

Well, take that old nag and get lost! The last thing I need right now is trespassers on my property.

-The huntress isn't shy, grabbing Ellis again, this time by the hair at the back of his head, and tugging painfully-

Or should I hang you from the pole by your harness again, like a piñata?

[gerda-3]

Gerda, dear, I need to ask for a favor.

What do you need?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I need to get rid of a corpse... actually two but I can deal with one.

[gerda-3]

If these corpses are of value, I will take them. Who died?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

Some wanted warlords that tried hiding from the vanguard with Dredgens... there was a price for their head, you should try to see if you can claim it.

[gerda-3]

I'm not interested in prey I didn't kill. Besides, if I needed human bones, I'd just head back to one of the cemeteries.

And there's no point in me biting a similar leg, because, Ellis, they're not the only ones being hunted. Although it seems they don’t want to catch me.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

So... you can't help me?

[gerda-3]

So, you mean to say that you came onto MY territory without MY permission and dare to drag corpses across MY hunting grounds?!

I swear by the Hive gods, Ellis, I'll hang your guts from the nearest tree as soon as I find you...

[ellis-rp]

The bodies were already here!

[gerda-3]

-After some time, she appears behind Ellis, grabs him by the hair, and forces Ellis to his knees and shoves his face into the planetoid's ground-

You're a bad boy, Ellis, bad!!

[ellis-rp]

Now why?

-He protested, managing to put his head sideways to avoid eating dirt-

[gerda-3]

Because this is my territory! This is my domain!

-She shook the guy by the scruff of the neck and threw him away, causing him to fall backwards to the ground-

How many times do I have to tell everyone not to come here anymore?!

[gerda-3]

Gerda, dear, I need to ask for a favor.

What do you need?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I need to get rid of a corpse... actually two but I can deal with one.

[gerda-3]

If these corpses are of value, I will take them. Who died?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

Some wanted warlords that tried hiding from the vanguard with Dredgens... there was a price for their head, you should try to see if you can claim it.

[gerda-3]

I'm not interested in prey I didn't kill. Besides, if I needed human bones, I'd just head back to one of the cemeteries.

And there's no point in me biting a similar leg, because, Ellis, they're not the only ones being hunted. Although it seems they don’t want to catch me.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

So... you can't help me?

[gerda-3]

So, you mean to say that you came onto MY territory without MY permission and dare to drag corpses across MY hunting grounds?!

I swear by the Hive gods, Ellis, I'll hang your guts from the nearest tree as soon as I find you...

[ellis-rp]

The bodies were already here!

[gerda-3]

-After some time, she appears behind Ellis, grabs him by the hair, and forces Ellis to his knees and shoves his face into the planetoid's ground-

You're a bad boy, Ellis, bad!!

[gerda-3]

Gerda, dear, I need to ask for a favor.

What do you need?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I need to get rid of a corpse... actually two but I can deal with one.

[gerda-3]

If these corpses are of value, I will take them. Who died?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

Some wanted warlords that tried hiding from the vanguard with Dredgens... there was a price for their head, you should try to see if you can claim it.

[gerda-3]

I'm not interested in prey I didn't kill. Besides, if I needed human bones, I'd just head back to one of the cemeteries.

And there's no point in me biting a similar leg, because, Ellis, they're not the only ones being hunted. Although it seems they don’t want to catch me.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

So... you can't help me?

[gerda-3]

So, you mean to say that you came onto MY territory without MY permission and dare to drag corpses across MY hunting grounds?!

I swear by the Hive gods, Ellis, I'll hang your guts from the nearest tree as soon as I find you...

[gerda-3]

Gerda, dear, I need to ask for a favor.

What do you need?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I need to get rid of a corpse... actually two but I can deal with one.

[gerda-3]

If these corpses are of value, I will take them. Who died?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

Some wanted warlords that tried hiding from the vanguard with Dredgens... there was a price for their head, you should try to see if you can claim it.

[gerda-3]

I'm not interested in prey I didn't kill. Besides, if I needed human bones, I'd just head back to one of the cemeteries.

And there's no point in me biting a similar leg, because, Ellis, they're not the only ones being hunted. Although it seems they don’t want to catch me.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

So... you can't help me?

[gerda-3]

Something tells me you'll be blown away by the wind if you deal with these corpses alone. Or your lower back will simply burst. Damn it, I'll be right there. Where are you?

[gerda-3]

Gerda, dear, I need to ask for a favor.

What do you need?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I need to get rid of a corpse... actually two but I can deal with one.

[gerda-3]

If these corpses are of value, I will take them. Who died?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

Some wanted warlords that tried hiding from the vanguard with Dredgens... there was a price for their head, you should try to see if you can claim it.

[gerda-3]

I'm not interested in prey I didn't kill. Besides, if I needed human bones, I'd just head back to one of the cemeteries.

And there's no point in me biting a similar leg, because, Ellis, they're not the only ones being hunted. Although it seems they don’t want to catch me.

[gerda-3]

Gerda, dear, I need to ask for a favor.

What do you need?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I need to get rid of a corpse... actually two but I can deal with one.

[gerda-3]

If these corpses are of value, I will take them. Who died?

[gerda-3]

Gerda, dear, I need to ask for a favor.

What do you need?

[gerda-3]

She-wolf in sheep's clothing

[dredgenbaelapologist]

How do we feel about weapon surges for my loyal followers, hmmm? Forget all I've done and you get DAMAGE BOOSTS! Eliminate more of our common enemies, huh?

[gerda-3]

YEAH! KILL, CUT, CHOP, SKIN THEM!

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I'm doing some of Crow's paperwork and before someone goes out to tell him; he allowed me to do it.

Look, I'm all for the creativity and making paperwork easier for you but... could you at least add how much "a woodle" is in meters?

[gerda-3]

Do you have access to the Guardians' archives? Where is the information about Gerda and the reports she once submitted?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I'm supposed to only access that to double check some of the stuff other guardian put... why do you want to know?

[gerda-3]

I doubt Crow read the reports Gerda wrote for him on fern leaves. I'm interested in a specific one. I want to take a look at it.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

He did read the, actually he asked me to transcribe the digital copy and asked me to help him preserve the actual fern leaves too!

He's a good vanguard! He keeps everything hunters give him... don't tell him I said that.

[gerda-3]

Crow doesn't give a damn about this information. Bring me the digital copies. I'll be there in about twenty minutes.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I'm not sure I can do that... could I at least know why do you want them?

[gerda-3]

I just need to check if Gerda made any spelling mistakes. You know, teaching her how to use a fork was a lot easier than teaching her to spell correctly. Come on, Ellis, do me a favor.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

Okay fine, I'll tell that to Crow then! Pass to his office when you can and I'll give them to you!

[gerda-3]

You're still here. If you're helping Crow, he's unlikely to need the added headache of my huntress. Besides, I trust you as much as he does. And so that you don't have to "translate" my Gerda's reports for Crow anymore, I'd be very grateful if the process were as quick as possible. So I suggest we leave Crow out of this! Just you, me, and the leaves Gerda wrote her reports on… as if a chicken were writing with its paw. Just imagine how much easier you'll be for Crow's extra work when Gerda's reports look the same as those of the other hunters - correct, clean, and concise.

[ellis-rp]

Dear, if you plan to do other thing than check spelling you can just tell me and I wont tell Crow about it, I'm just making sure any... extra-official matter is safe!

Besides, I don't mind the transcribing... and going through them I can recall she didn't make any mayor spelling mistake!

[gerda-3]

Argh, damn it, Ellis, just give me those damn records. Gerda wrote a confession letter to some legionnaire the other day, and they sent her to clean the stables of the war beasts! Or at least tell me she didn't rhyme any of the words in her reports?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I'm doing some of Crow's paperwork and before someone goes out to tell him; he allowed me to do it.

Look, I'm all for the creativity and making paperwork easier for you but... could you at least add how much "a woodle" is in meters?

[gerda-3]

Do you have access to the Guardians' archives? Where is the information about Gerda and the reports she once submitted?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I'm supposed to only access that to double check some of the stuff other guardian put... why do you want to know?

[gerda-3]

I doubt Crow read the reports Gerda wrote for him on fern leaves. I'm interested in a specific one. I want to take a look at it.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

He did read the, actually he asked me to transcribe the digital copy and asked me to help him preserve the actual fern leaves too!

He's a good vanguard! He keeps everything hunters give him... don't tell him I said that.

[gerda-3]

Crow doesn't give a damn about this information. Bring me the digital copies. I'll be there in about twenty minutes.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I'm not sure I can do that... could I at least know why do you want them?

[gerda-3]

I just need to check if Gerda made any spelling mistakes. You know, teaching her how to use a fork was a lot easier than teaching her to spell correctly. Come on, Ellis, do me a favor.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

Okay fine, I'll tell that to Crow then! Pass to his office when you can and I'll give them to you!

[gerda-3]

You're still here. If you're helping Crow, he's unlikely to need the added headache of my huntress. Besides, I trust you as much as he does. And so that you don't have to "translate" my Gerda's reports for Crow anymore, I'd be very grateful if the process were as quick as possible. So I suggest we leave Crow out of this! Just you, me, and the leaves Gerda wrote her reports on… as if a chicken were writing with its paw. Just imagine how much easier you'll be for Crow's extra work when Gerda's reports look the same as those of the other hunters - correct, clean, and concise.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I'm doing some of Crow's paperwork and before someone goes out to tell him; he allowed me to do it.

Look, I'm all for the creativity and making paperwork easier for you but... could you at least add how much "a woodle" is in meters?

[gerda-3]

Do you have access to the Guardians' archives? Where is the information about Gerda and the reports she once submitted?

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I'm supposed to only access that to double check some of the stuff other guardian put... why do you want to know?

[gerda-3]

I doubt Crow read the reports Gerda wrote for him on fern leaves. I'm interested in a specific one. I want to take a look at it.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

He did read the, actually he asked me to transcribe the digital copy and asked me to help him preserve the actual fern leaves too!

He's a good vanguard! He keeps everything hunters give him... don't tell him I said that.

[gerda-3]

Crow doesn't give a damn about this information. Bring me the digital copies. I'll be there in about twenty minutes.

[ellis-the-lightguide]

I'm not sure I can do that... could I at least know why do you want them?

[gerda-3]

I just need to check if Gerda made any spelling mistakes. You know, teaching her how to use a fork was a lot easier than teaching her to spell correctly. Come on, Ellis, do me a favor.

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I need to apologize to my fans and my friends for being AWFUL at posting. XI gives me memory issues and i can never find my cellular devices.

I promise i will make this up to all of you with our salvation from the light and its crusaders.