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The picture in the background of the second one

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Tama is boss

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THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

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Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

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Beautiful.

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Now I’m crying thanks

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and a new cat was hired right?

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yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

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Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

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Law

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I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

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Real talk I think SoundCloud owns the lab these things are coming out of

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got the sims 2 custom content eye textures

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Puella Magi Madoka Magica main cast

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when i realized this was an actual ad and not some top tier shitpost i almost had a fucking stroke

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KIM PULLED OUT Receipts!

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2017..

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What kind of fucking world am I living in that even Kim Kardashian has to fact check the joke in the WH.

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he came for his entire life holy shit

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Hey? uh? just wonering what the fuck is happening. really just want to know whats going on here. i just woke up. thanks.

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Were in the good universe again

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i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

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How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

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“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”

either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.

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okay so two options here:

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”

OR (and this one is better imo)

“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”

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“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”