you're going in the water s h o r t • a r s e

s4? what s4? pftfftt...

[inchells]

Interesting conversation while shopping

[foxwatson]

theneckstroke replied to your post: i can tell it’s not a johntent night for y’all but…

i just saw your last few posts and like. what about john trying to write a screenplay though. like an action film. and he has no idea why the lead is this tall dashing man with perfect cheekbones and beautiful eyes but it’s just what came naturally to him

daskfjalskjdfaSKFDJASD OH MY GOD ALLISON PLEASE!!!!! it’s a little word document on his laptop, it’s named something else, he thinks it’s silly and not any good but sometimes he writes on it and then is like “this is stupid it’s not going anywhere” but It Isn’t it’s pretty good and the protagonist is just like sherlock and kajdfkljalsdkfjasDFAKSDJF AHHHHHHHHH

[chrispineofficial]

and sherlock finds it and reads it and leaves little comments in the margins and they’re mostly very encouraging!! as far as sherlock’s comments go!! but when he reads the description of the lead he’s like… “well that’s all wrong. how would someone so tall and skinny be able to do any of this? what you need is a compact, muscular sort. light hair. capable hands”

[bicaz-deactivated20201205]

#STOP

[get-johnlock-blog]

thank you for the emotional nuclear bomb that is Third Star I greatly appreciate it.

[foxwatson]

i love how… john watson

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

honestly when will jim get on this level

[rutobuka2]

sulky-baby sherlock

[moriarty]

#him sulk too big for he got damn boyfriend

[stormsorm]

🔪HA🔪HA🔪JOHN🔪WAS🔪WHIMPERING🔪WHIMMMMPPPERING🔪INTO🔪SHERLOCKS🔪CHEST🔪HA🔪HA🔪

[signoftjlc]

@ mofftiss

[slimegargoyle]

sherlock whirling around a trashed 221b high out of his mind and manically reciting shakespeare is us he’s US

[galpalkirk]

If they think it’s “retrospectively clever” to name the last ep The Final Problem because Sherlock had asked “how are you going to burn the heart out of me?” and Moriarty had answered “that’s the final problem” then you know … The Final Problem should’ve … you know … maybe tried to burn the heart out of him ?? instead of have his sister play games with him where random people no one cares about died and molly got a phone call before they all hugged and played violin together ??

[words-in-starless-skies-deactiv]

How can I delete the memory of Mary saying “my Baker Street Boys” forever

[catsandotherprettythings-deacti]

Woof

[get-johnlock-blog]

some rando: you are fetishizing homoszeksualiti by shipping john locké actually..........:/

meanwhile what we’re actually doing over here, the overwhelming majority of us not even cishet lmao:

when j*hn and sh*rlock.....👬☕💂❤️💂 have that sweet SZOFT konszensual szeksz 💦💦😱 in the missionary pozishion 😭💦😥 and declare their T̕R҉Ư ͞L͏O̡V҉E😍💦😍 4 each otha..🎉🎉🎉❤️ and make damn well SURE!!👌👌👌 the other knows it’s OKÉ👌 to [insert all of our insecurities about our own bodies projected onto these old men]......🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑 and they are LOVED👨‍❤️‍👨😩🙊 and CARED FOR!!!!!!! 💦😩💦😩 for the first time in their gEEK LIVES!!!!!!!!❤️💦❤️💦❤️ [nut button]

[inchells]

Happy Valentines Day

[get-johnlock-blog]

do y’all remember when you first watched tfp and you were all like “OMG TRANS SHERLOCK CONFIRMED THAT’S SHERLOCK AS A CHILD EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL” or was that just me...

[vesface]

[get-johnlock-blog]

sherlock: what kind of bones?

dr. john watson, md: i dunno, small

drone w/ grenade attached: swans into 221b

war veteran 'fifth northumberland fusiliers' john watson: what is that

[enigmaticpenguinofdeath]

[shezzrapound]