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this absolutely spine chilling post I just got recommended

where would rpf be without the character of nondescript hotel room

I’m just very straightforwardly aware of the way incestuous dynamics operate within my family. nothing to work out via dog.

thinking about brother in law’s partner and her relationship to her dog and how the average normie straight person is doing so much more incest and bestiality type stuff than the most edgy of online queers

#they’re like this dog is my sonhusband and his balls are very important to me

really enjoyed the piano teacher. shoutout to the craziest bitch to ever do it.

#traumatize your mother back

therozanov

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muttsandmustelidae

still thinking about the dog gender essentialism thing bc it’s So bad man. i’ve legitimately seen multiple people repeating the phrase “a girl dog will love you, a boy dog will be in love with you 🥺” and i personally think that people who say this need to stay exactly 1000ft away from all boy dogs forever

#SIL is edging into this territory

that is not a mustache

separateus

I find my little beer gut kind of chic honestly

#the moment I stopped being generally girl shaped I stopped giving a fuck about it

I’m not just being sensitive about age lol I wouldn’t trade my age for the world. but midlife crises are supposed to be about desperately recapturing lost youth. which doesn’t really apply to just, like, getting into gardening.

#you’re just suggesting it’s weird to be middle aged with hobbies

must every hobby or interest be characterized as a midlife crisis

#can’t you just like doing stuff

people who do “corporate goth” style influencing should have to have corporate jobs irl. no mary I don’t believe you’re wearing a miniskirt and corset to that finance job.

having a strange experience where I’m covered in mosquito bites but none of them itch

#my body is really undergoing a process