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The governor of Kansas vs a testicle. 

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDjUzlkOuco)

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Focks News #2: Hitler's micropenis, anti Chick-fil-A gays, Obama murdered Scalia, A-10 Warthog

This week on Fock’s News I talk about Hitler’s micropenis, Chick-fil-A being voted as the new dining option at the University of Nebraska, then quickly losin...

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This week on Fock's News I discuss the shocking truth behind the sudden death of Supreme Court Judge Antonin Scalia; Rachel Maddow's relentless, veiled cries for a real man in her life,;The Onion's liberal slant on Mitch McConnell's throat pouch; and the Muslim/Satan collaborative creation: the Zika virus. *Neither DinDen nor Fock's News are affiliated with Fox News, The Onion, Rachel Maddow, Mitch McConnell or the fetus of Antonin Scalia.