Drivers who should have their licenses revoked

You guessed it. It's Florida.

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The one who forgot what the function of side mirrors do

Driving 70 on the 408. Some idiot from the ramp merges into my lane with NO signal and when he changes lanes, he doesn’t even accelerate. I almost fucking rear-ended this idiot. I swerved and still had the time to signal. (And some people can’t even signal in a non-stressful situation.) 

We’re going to the same speeds but in different lanes. He comes all the way to the left lane where I am and I move one lane over, because the left lane is the passing lane (takes notes people) and I look at him and he doesn’t even acknowledge me. 

What. An Idiot. 

License: CRHH55 if you see this idiot. 

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The one who is too old to not have his temper controlled yet

It’s bumper to bumper traffic and I saw someone cut someone off in the lane to my right. This dude got so pissed, he got into my lane, right in front of me, and proceeded to drive super close to the guy who cut him off to his right. He was IN his lane and I guess they exchanged words because the windows were down. I was so annoyed, I honked at their stupidity because they were endangering so many lives on the road. Then the pissed dude cut that guy off and when I passed him, I look at him and he was like this older business man that was sitting WAY to close to his steering wheel. 

I mean, come on. Nobody has cut you off yet in bumper to bumper traffic? It happens all the time. I’ve SAFELY done it (always signaled with a safe distance). & people have done it to me, but I don’t get annoyed. Chill dude. Go get a popsicle or something. 

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The one who hasn’t gotten caught yet

Today, while I driving, I almost rear-ended someone. This person has three lights on the back of their car. One only worked and it was the top small one. I slowed down whenever I saw it, but it didn’t really register to me that his other TWO IMPORTANT lights didn’t work and I had to stop so hard at this point I wanted to ram this person for NOT CHANGING THEIR LIGHTS. So dangerous on a fucking HIGHWAY AT 8:30AM. 

kys.

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That one that somehow has a license to drive

I’m on my way to my workplace. I have a stop sign on the ground before I turn left into my parking garage. This idiot in the opposite lane has the right of way and almost broke his arm trying to wave for me to go first. 

How about you just follow the rules so that we can all safely assume things on the road???

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The one with the lazy finger

Yesterday, in my own back-road neighborhood, I almost had a head on collision (fortunately it would've been at slower speeds so no fatalities). Since it's raining, I'm driving safer. I do an entire full stop at a stop sign. (Wow, I know, a full stop. But you have to admit not everyone does full stops.) The opposite, incoming lane does not have a stop sign. I see two cars coming towards me, BOTH which did NOT have turning signals on. As the first car passes me and the second car is approaching, I proceed to accelerate to continue to go straight. That second car that I assumed was going straight was, apparently, turning left and almost hit me. She THREW her hand up thinking I was the one at fault for this situation. ?????????? She DIDN'T USE HER TURNING SIGNAL and was blaming me. You could only imagine my frustration?!?!

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The one who was dropped as a baby

My apartment has two stop signs across from each other at the entrance/exit. I stopped first and the dude across from me straight up ran the stop sign. I honked at him SIX times and he was oblivious as the honks went on. His mom must’ve hated him.