Bleed for a living

I think I’m a nice person. I hold the door open for people, I say please and thank you, or whatever, but I’m not a good person. If you fuck with me instead of turning the other cheek I’ll probably cut your break lines or shove something up your exhaust or kill your mom. Daniel Tiberius Havoc Often confused with Satan. Santa if you're dyslexic. (Roleplay only, meaning I am no way affiliated with Danny Havoc and the words or actions on this page of my character have nothing to do with him.)

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

💔💔💔

[dashinglyintelligent]

… He makes me wonder constantly.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Don’t hurt yourself over there Rhodes, don’t need anymore head injuries. 

[beautifulxknightmare-deactivate]

Four months since I’ve had “the sauce” and I’m finally on a level where I don’t want to kill as much. As much. Key words. 

Also finally accepting that this is kind of irreversible. That I want it. That might have wanted it all along. Those are heavy realizations to handle mostly sober. 

My little famiy stays strong. Stronger than I can imagine. Stronger than I deserve. 

It’s a weird kick in the teeth, but welcome.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Told you babe s’all gonna work out alright ya hear?

Gonna have ya both happy and taken care of. Ain’t gonna go without and damn sure gonna be strong as fuck through all this shit ‘cause I’m not gonna let you go slippin’ under. Making that promise now and again if ya need it.

I love you, don’t you forget it.

[godsavebnb]

What I got from this is that you admit to loving heels… I’m going to assume you meant that you love it when women wear them but others would assume worse.

[beautifulxknightmare-deactivate]

Accurate for both, though, really.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Ah fuck, goddamnit. Walked right into that one. If you meant I dig men in them or I dig wearin' 'em, fuck no to both.

Unless it's Lucky.

He's so goddamn beautiful in some bright red heels.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Man, I might love the fuck out of some heels but if my wife ever tried to bring them anywhere near my dick I'd deck her.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

One time man, it only happened one fucking time.

Or well..two other times but still. Shit ain't my fault.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Doing it right man.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Hungry.

Fuck. I tried damnit

[revengeofthesmiths-blog-deactiv]

…dude, how much did you even do you know you’re not supposed to eat the blunt right?

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

My bad man, you know I just get so goddamn hungery

[scxrlctt-deactivated20150312]

G o l d e n, though.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Bitch can hang

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Goddamit lucky it's the African American, Jewish unicorn

[beautifulxknightmare-deactivate]

Demanded brownies. Got them.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Best husband reward is owned by me

[revengeofthesmiths-blog-deactiv]

and best lucky midget.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Nigga you seeing what I'm seeing

[beautifulxknightmare-deactivate]

Demanded brownies. Got them.

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Best husband reward is owned by me

[thingsyoudowhilehigh]

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

Best fucking life

[nikkimode-deactivated20160118]

[sashafiercebanksx-blog]

GUYS SANTA IS REAL!!!

THERE WAS NOTHING UNDER MY TREE BEFORE I WENT TO PACK IT UP TODAY SO I TOOK IT DOWN AND ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK THERE WAS A BAG

I DON’T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE I GAVE BEEN THE ONLY ONE HERE BUT IT WAS THERE AND I OPENED IT

AND IT WAS THE SAILOR MOON CRYSTAL GIFT BOX THAT PLAYS MUSIC AND HAS A BOW BRACELET AND A PHONE CHARM AND EPISODE BOOKLET

AND SANTA

SANTA IS REAL

I’M SO SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, SANTA ;-;

[gettingaidsthechristianway]

I'll have what she's having.