DAKOTA.

adult. 20+, dead dove writer.

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NEW BLOG ON THE STREET!

DAKOTA. over 18, she/her, dyke.

this is a x reader blog, revolving around twisted wonderland. but i might pick up more fandoms in the future? my main rule is that i don't write for male reader, because i hate (real) men. thanks! <3 you might see me on quotev as GROWTESQUE.

🕊️  writings. all characters are written as college age, other than ortho. he is my Son, and everything written with him will be platonic. mwah!

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Knowing the drink that Lohen is giving you was poisoned, and drinking it while staring him dead in the eye. He goes unfathomably hard.

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Twst with a reader who lowkey hates men. Jade smiles at you with all teeth bared in a usual eel mer flirtation, but you assume it's not too dissimilar from his usual polite smile.

You scoff and roll your eyes. "Men should never smile."

He should be disappointed that his call to you failed, but he finds your reaction to be far too amusing.

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Scarabia with a reader who builds poison resistance as a freakish hobby. You and Kamil are out to dinner, but Jamil did not tag along. He's wary, twitching as he glances around once his plate is set down. Taking on the duty, you take a bite from his food. When you let out a pleased hum, he believes that it's safe.

"Hum? No, this is poisoned. Here, take mine."

He watches with a sort of amused horror as you swap your plates around, and instead take the poisoned meal over your perfectly fine one. He likes that you're a little weird, even if your hobbies are a little bit strange.

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Sorry, I haven't been really posting fics.. I've been focused on quotev writing, which is SO fun. I've started writing a twst x disabled!reader, if anyone is interested. Wink, wink. Link..

It hurts. | What the heart wants. twst x disabled!reader.

Your chest hurts. The world around you is dark, and your chest hurts. Your place a hand over your sternum, and it feels warm and wet. Befor

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There is someone actively posting ai to the x reader tag?

I don't know why it cropped out the @. The iser is @rea-grimm . Stop wasting gallons of water and polluting our air for clout on Tumblr!

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"DO THESE PANTS MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?"

(No formatting or edit, sorry. I'm on mobile!)

Ft. Deuce Spade.

The moment that the question leaves your lips, Deuce's eyes bulge out of his head and his lips part in shock like a fish's. He's never been around a lot of women other than his mother, so he has no idea if he should actually look, nonetheless answer.

"I.. I.." His voice comes out awkward and pitched.

Swallowing a lump in his throat and feeling a much larger lump harden in his pants, he nervously moves his gaze to your rear. Honesty is the best policy, right? That's what his mother says..

"It's.. definitely, um, accentuated?" he tries, tone shaky and unsure.

"Perfect!" you cheer, turning back around to face him.

Oh, seven, is he red. You didn't realize how much a simple question affected him until you saw him in his crimson glory. Which, of course, you can't help but laugh at. You'll keep this in mind to bully him about later.

"(Y- Y/n), it's not funny!"

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MOE, MOE, KYUN! III.

octavinelle and their favorite dere type. which one are you?

AZUL'S favorite dere type would probably be the headstrong KIRIDERE. He appreciates the you who is so hardworking, and absolutely melts when you gush over him when you're alone together. He can hardly handle you without melting into a puddle in private, so it's good for his health that you remain more relaxed and serious when the two of you are in public.

JADE and FLOYD both like a good DANDERE type. The shy type that squirms underneath their gazes, and keeps both of them on their toes as they try and squirm their way under your guard. What really becomes bothersome is when they both fall for you at the same time. Have you ever been to Paris?

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MOE, MOE, KYUN! II.

savanaclaw and their favorite dere type. which one are you?

People frequently believe that LEONA would love the tsundere or deredere type, but I believe that he would enjoy the dandere type. A shy, meek you who quietly sits by his nap space. You don't want to wake him, but you seek attention from him.. His eye peeks open, and his head is in your lap before you can even react. He smirks when he hears your heartbeat pick up, of which only inspires him to get even more comfortable.

You know the way that RUGGIE follows Leona around, right? Yeah, he'd love a himedere. While he isn't fond of the whole 'ohoho, I'm better than you!' thing, he thinks it's so fucking funny. He especially loves when something unexpected happens, and your better-than-you face crackles. You make him laugh!

JACK is the one who would love a deredere. You balance each other out, with your bubbly and flat personalities. At first glance, one might think that he doesn't adore you the same, what with his gruffness and stoic expressions, but his ears perk up and his tail wags just from seeing you. Please, please dote on him. He loves it!

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Almost through all the dorms 🦁🍩🐺

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ON THE ROCKS, PLEASE! II.

what kind of drunk i think savanaclaw members would be. part tew!

LEONA is a drowsy drunk, but the way he smiles under the influence is SO cute. Gazing up at you through droopy eyelids, his lips curl into the most gentle of smiles- something you would have never thought him capable of until you both were a couple of bottles in. The mighty lion seems more like a small kitten when he lays himself on top of you, enveloping you in his scent. Which you wouldn't mind if he actually was a small kitten. Agh, he's crushing you!

RUGGIE is a bubbly, extroverted drunk. You will be seeing his ass on the dance floor! ..That is, if he isn't devouring the food by the punch table. (Or whatever people do, I only go to small get-together's at my plug's house LMFAO). Despite his shirt now being covered in food stains, he leans in to kiss you with dorito dust on his lips. Which.. honestly tastes pretty good in a kiss, you've found. Yay for you.

JACK is a sentimental drunk who cherishes every moment with you- no, every single second. He almost bursts into tears when he sees that you're wearing the necklace he had gifted you a while back. His tail wags rapidly as he tries to push other things on you. He would honestly give you the shirt off of his back when drunk, just to see you wear it. Jack, your gap moe is absurd..

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ON THE ROCKS, PLEASE!

heartslabyul characters and what kind of drunk they are. 18+.

ACE is the flirtatious, clingy drunk. He practically dangles from you as soon as he gets a buzz going, alcohol sloshing around in his solo cup as he waggles his eyebrows. All it takes is a firm pinch to his hip to get him to whine and cease with his annoying pick-up lines. This, however, does not stop him from latching on to you all drunk and needy. When he's drunk like this, he adores you running your fingers through his 'explodey-head.'

DEUCE is certainly the reckless, party trick drunk. He's the kind of guy to belly flop on to the fold-up table at a party and be genuinely confused as to why it broke. His delinquent days resurge, and you suddenly need to stop him from fighting people who look at you for more than five seconds. However, all you need to do is cup his face in hand and he'll melt like a puppy. No more fighting for him, tonight.

RIDDLE, with his unfortunate mommy issues, is definitely a clingy and affectionate drunk. You cannot even step five feet away from him to do something else at the party before he's following you behind like a lost puppy. He whimpers like one, too, as he wraps his arms around you and nuzzles his face into your shoulder. Wow, he really doesn't want you to leave his side. Will probably start crying if you have to leave to the restroom so you can go pee.

CATER is a happy drunk unless the drinks keep pouring. Suddenly, he's sobbing into your lap as you stroke his head and lamenting about the face he puts on. It's a sad sight to see, but you're glad that you can comfort him even if he makes you smell like booze after. He dozes off while curled against you, lulled to sleep by the comfort of the only one who understands him.

TREY is the happy drunk, who laughs at anything. Especially the accidental destruction Deuce causes in his drunken attempts to perform a party trick- whether it be attempting a backflip and breaking a table, or busting out a window when he tries to do a kickflip on someone's skateboard. However, he has this odd ability to just.. lock in when things get seriously dangerous? When there's a threat of greater injury, it's as though the fog in his head clears and he's immediately the voice of reason.

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not a req i just wanted to say i love ur most recent post and the dere type one ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

SQUEALS THANK YOU <333 i'm having so much fun writing aaaaa

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FADED, BUT NOT GONE.

Twisted Wonderland characters seeing your past self-harm scars. Reader is Yuu, but can be read as otherwise. Viewer discretion advised. ft. Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, and Jack Howl.

ACE sees your scars the first time he sleeps over at Ramshackle. He pounds and pounds at the door in his search of shelter from Heartslabyul, only to see you using old clothes from the school as a makeshift nightgown. He sees the scars on your arms- your wrist, your thighs.. And he feels a lump grow in his throat.

Of course, he plays this worry off when he asks to share the bed with you, as he had in game. He pays attention to the way you laugh at him for even asking, making sure the accompanying smile meets your eyes. From then on, he does his best not to make any jabs at you. If (and when, because he cannot help himself) he does, they're more lighthearted and playful; more meant to make you roll your eyes than hurt.

DEUCE sees your scars the next morning in his hunt for Ace after he had fled Heartslabyul after eating one of Riddle's tarts. You hadn't finished getting ready yet, and open the door in the previous shirt with your new uniform pants on. He sees the scars on your arms, and his heart drops. You tilt your head, wondering why he looks at you with eyes like a hurt puppy.

From then on, he's even more protective than he was of you previously. Anyone who tries to bully you is subject to his wrath and pent up violence from his days of delinquency.

JACK only sees your scars when he enters Ramshackle dorm during the Savanaclaw chapter. Groggy, you sit up in bed. With the blanket shifting down your drowsy form, the scars on your wrists come into view. You blink at him, too sleepy to process why his ears lay flat against his head and his tail droops behind him.

He does not even want to fathom the thought of you being in so much despair that you harm yourself ever again. While he isn't the best at cheering up others, what with his gruff nature and all, he does little subtle things in attempts to keep your mood from souring. He keeps an eye out for detail- makes notes for you if you were to fall asleep in class, makes sure to remind you about important tasks.. He cares!!

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MOE, MOE, KYUN!

heartslabyul and their favorite dere type. which one are you?

RIDDLE is definitely going for a kuudere type. He's attracted to the unwavering calm, and the moments alone where you only show you true self with him. You are, perhaps, one of the only sources of tranquility in his hectic life.

TREY enjoys the bubbly deredere type. His ears turn red when you cling on to his arm, his lips curled into a smile so big that it hurts. Nobody expected their vice housewarden to get so lovey-dovey, but.. he does have a sweet tooth, after all.

CATER likes a yandere type, and you cannot convince him otherwise. He enjoys the relief of not having to worry about someone liking the real him. Hell, you like the real him so much that you would stop at nothing to have him. He just hopes he can manage your concerns and his booming social media pages..

ACE enjoys the tsundere type- someone hot and fiery that he can ragebait and bicker with. The two of you are always bumping heads, but the chemistry when your lips meet is utterly undeniable. It's honestly pretty toxic, but at least the two of you aren't bored!

DEUCE favors the dandere type. There's nothing like a shy girl for the ex-delinquent with a heart of gold to play a knightly role for. He walks you to class, and shields you from Ace's teasing and jokes. He's so deep in love that he swears he feels his head start spinning every time you smile at him..

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THE MASOCHISM TANGO.

Twst characters who I think likes when you hurt them. 18+. ft. Floyd, Rook, Deuce, Kalim..

FLOYD is someone you think enjoys pissing you off on purpose. It doesn't take long for him to get you riled up, just so he can experience a short bliss from the impact of your fist. He adores when you crawl to sit on his chest, punching him in the face until blood is dripping from his nose and into his mouth. The way he licks the metallic taste from his lips and gazes at you with expanded pupils is disgusting. He really loves it this much? Fine, you'll give him what he wants.

ROOK is usually found somewhere in your dorm. You and him have made his stalkerish tendencies into some sort of game, where you find him rummaging through your underwear drawer and give him the what-for. He lets out a strangled gasp when you shove him so his back is bent over the surface of your dresser, knocking over several ornaments on time. Your hands close around his throat, and he almost moans. Tighter, mon trésor..

DEUCE has his masochism mainly show in the bedroom. He adores when you wear a pair of heels, and grind down on to the bulge of his crotch through his uniform slacks. He throbs beneath your shoes, both from pain and pleasure. It's not enough. He needs you to press down more. Make it hurt worse, prefect!

KALIM is mostly inspired by a writing by a blog that I cannot recall the @ of. (If you see this, you're goated!) Kalim likes being reprimanded by you. Where Jamil cannot step in, you will. After a particularly irresponsible act that left his beloved vice housewarden running wild through Scarabia to clean up, he was left at your mercy. But.. even when you slap him over and over again, he still looks at you with adoration and a lovesick smile. Perhaps, it would be better to implement the physical 'punishment' as a reward for when he is responsible..

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COLT 45 AND TWO ZIG ZAGS.

Twst characters lighting up with you. ft. Chenya, Neige, Vil, and Ace. Suggestive content in Chenya's part. Pumping out more fics because I need a hobby.

CHENYA:

Chenya likes to blend his pot with catnip, sorry. It's.. safe for humans to smoke, but you can't help but think what the fuck?

If you though Chenya was lazy before he smoked, just wait until the room is cloudy and he just won't get up off you. I hope you don't have to pee any time soon, because his ass is not getting up.

He gets clingy, nuzzling himself against the side of your neck as he lays on top of you. You swear, he acts like a cat trying to scent you..

Probably really into fucking while high. Sorry.

NEIGE:

Has never smoked before, but goes to take a hit from your joint out of curiosity.

He takes a hit that lasts too long, and suddenly his throat is burning and he's coughing up a storm. No matter how many ice cubes he sucks on, his throat still feels like its been lit aflame.

Once he manages to calm down and stop greening out, he's more relaxed. You think it's cute how droopy his eyes get.

The two of you veg out on ice cream and watch really shitty movies on Magitube.

VIL:

What? Did you think he was too good to smoke pot? How rude!

Definitely the type of guy to mix rose petals with his joints, because it makes him feel more 'refined.' Whatever that means!

Not a lot changes when Vil smokes, but he does seem to be less strict. He lets you sit on his lap as the two of you smoke, sitting in one another's embrace. However, if you don't at least change your clothes after, he's drowning the both of you in his perfume.

ACE:

It's definitely his first time smoking, and it's obvious by the slight nervousness that creeps in alongside his excitement when you offer him a hit of your blunt.

He gets so giggly, but also gets more mischievous. Oops.

He's probably going to be raiding your cabinets if you let him smoke any more than one hit, so make sure that you're stocked up.

He enjoys the heightened physical sensations, and makes you run your fingers through his hair. What is he, a dog? ..Don't answer that.