not enough business in this class

im ingie and welcome to my blog. it turned into a bit of everything kind of blog.

[that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin]

*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

[quixoticrealism]

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION

[bittylicious]

hello revolution im dad

[bubblegumbf-deactivated20160914]

a bitter defeat

[pussiesaregod]

the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it

[froscan]

[internetgf]

so seductive

[satanatural]

THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

[sadboy420]

i love the internet. i havent paid for music since 2005

[gucci-chanclas-deactivated20180]

[creepyjirachi]

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU SOMEONE SET THE SCHOOL BATHROOM ON FIRE AND I GOT OUT OF A HUGE PRESENTATION. ARSON SAVED MY ASS

[wurnbo]

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed

[oknope]

my diet plan: - make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

[gettingmildlysuggestive]

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.

[fallarbor-town]

in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat

[escapeenough]

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS

[pinta-tu-mundo-blog]

[kristenbouchard]

someone deposit $7,000 in my bank account so I can have the summer wardrobe I truly deserve

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

[diabadass]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[baby-revenge]

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

[truth-behind-the-smile-you-see]

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

stay in school y’all

[andysmovingcastle]

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

[dreaming-jaybird]

release the catrchckern 

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.