Nightmare on Elm Street Starters
Whatever you do… don’t fall asleep.
I’m your boyfriend now, ___.
I’m your girlfriend now, ___.
Everything’s gonna be all right! Everything’s under control!
He was a filthy child murderer, who killed at least 20 kids in the neighborhood… kids we all knew.
It drove us crazy when we didn’t know who it was, but it was even worse after they caught him.
Well all the lawyers got fat and the Judge got famous, but someone forgot to sign the search warrant in the right place and___ was free just like that.
A bunch of us parents got together and tracked him down. We found him in old abandoned boiler room, where he used to take his kids.
We took gasoline and poured it all around the place and made a trail of it out the door. We lit the whole thing up and watched it burn. He’s dead now.
Don’t fall asleep in there. You could drown, you know.
I’ve heated up some warm milk for you, honey.
I just asked you to do one thing, to stay awake and watch me and to wake me up if it looked like I was having a bad dream, and what did you do, YOU SHIT?
Miss Nude America is going to be on tonight.
I’m going to punch out your ugly lights
I grab the guy in my dream. You see me struggling so you wake me up. We both come out, you whack the fucker and we got him.
You’re the jock. You have a baseball bat or something
I’m going to split you in two.
What did you do to your arm?
So what’s going on here? An orgy or somethin’?
Oh, man. Midnight. Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.
Oh, I feel like a million bucks. They say you’ve bottomed out when you can’t remember the night before.
This is just a dream, this isn’t real. This is just a dream, he isn’t real. He isn’t…
I take back every bit of energy I gave you. You’re nothing. You’re shit.
We have reason to believe there may be something very strange going on
There’s an unsolved murder and I hate unsolved murders
And now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take.
I had a hard-on this morning when I woke up
Hey, up yours with a twirling lawnmower!
We don’t need a stretcher in there. We need a mop!
Maybe we’re gonna have a big earthquake. They say things get really weird just before.
Guys can have nightmares too ya know. Ya ain’t got a corner on the market or somethin’.
I don’t know who he is, but he’s burned and he wears a weird hat and a red and green sweater, really dirty. And he uses these knives, like giant fingernails…