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I am a user. Please ignore this. This is satire, If you want to get offended: be my guest.

[getyourpawsoutofme-blog]

Does it fall off?

So when a man, who has been a man since he danced out of his mother’s gaping hole: decides to take the big snip. To transform from a limp impression of a man and become a sissy, how do they do it? Is it like a cheap circumcision: an intense rip-off that the doctor fixes? 

Ok, I know there has been that animation, of them inverting the wank-pole and making a cavern. But do we really think that is what they do? Now, I am not a well endowed man, but I can tell you: I don’t have space for it.

There simply is no room for the gentle-sausage to fit up inside my pelvis: not that way at least. Now, I am not some homo-sensual, I prefer the vagina. But I was curious: it can fit in my ass.

But there is no room, the other way... It is like a rickshaw. They can hold two in the back, but only one up front. Mostly though its an Indian, and they are small. Cheap too. 

How do they know? like does their doctor or priest just send them a letter marked: Homo.

If so, I have been missing out on my letter that said: Hetro.

Am I gay? Does it spread, like I sucked my friend in the woods when I was eleven... but I don’t think I am gay. Will mine fall off? 

[getyourpawsoutofme-blog]

Am I black now?

So I was in the kitchen, making myself a sandwich, my mother was out, and found myself slathered in chocolate spread. It was moist, it moisturised my skin and made me discoloured. Filthy like the brown people. I had to run from my dog, her tongue wagged and her teeth were bared, I was scared. I did not dare go outside, I am black now. I don’t want to be shot.

Later that day, my desire took over. I ran out, still covered and screaming, The benefits office called my name. I swore I could get the higher rate, I am black now.

I have been welcomed into the clan of the watermelon, I thirst for the watermelon. Work bores me now, crack is my only drive. I am its slave, the bush gave me the good and I thirst for the thicc. I am black now.