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[ggreenishmango]

so you a bowler or

yeah i be striking it up

[redmackerelsky]

phil maton is a beagle to me

[ggreenishmango]

my phil maton disease

(doodle collection)

suggestive under

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lakers fans dni, dumbass team with its mid EGREGIOUS ass yaoi i hope yalls plane blows up

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They were all in love with dyin'

They were doing it in Texas

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Phil Maton (and his autistic swag)

Phil Maton

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onOct 24, 2025

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[ggreenishmango]

lore i thought you would appreciate knowing: was listening to the radio broadcast of the cubs dbacks game today and zach zaidman was saying that when they were in san diego he was asking phil maton about getting to rest and getting over his knee tendinitis. and he said he asked him “what’s the thing you do now that you couldn’t do before?” and phil responded “throw strikes” 😭

FUCKSLGMD,.,,.,,,, OHHH THANK YOU FOR THIS 😭😭😭this is the exact weird dry stoic humor i love about him GOD,,., THANK YOU SO MUCHJGKL i hate him so bad . thank you anon , love you anon

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151!!

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i still dont know why my amen and reed miis had a baby .. what.

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i aborted it for looking too much like reed

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AMEN FOREVER LAKERS NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

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[mi-xin]

dudes playing balls

[mikemussina]

for @ggreenishmango

[ggreenishmango]

i follow you both here and priv and i am so happy for you and your phil maton obsession but i am using this as a confessional to say when you started posting about him it scared me deeply because he’s my former high school teacher’s nephew. and that is how i first learned about the guy almost a decade ago was from my teacher mentioning his nephew played baseball for the cardinals. and so now every time i think about phil maton i think about my teacher, his uncle, and anyways all this to say your phil maton posting mildly instills fear in me because of that. keep it up though im genuinely so happy for you and your niche pitcher obsession. hope phil maton enjoys getting to play in his home state just 3 hours north of where he’s from even though if i had to guess he probably grew up a cardinals fan

THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME… if you want to tell me more i’d actually be super on board djdjd… ANYWHO this isnt even the first time someone with a connection to a player i really love has interacted with me. its always super funny… the world is small!!

I would say don’t be scared but also, i think i would be scared as shit too. So i get it

my niche pitcher obsession… its a blessing and a curse,, but admittedly i do find a lot of enjoyment in finding articles or little introspectives about players… so finding out that phil maton has an uncle who boasts about him is a wondrous fun fact in my arsenal now… BUT YES I DO HOPE HE ENJOYS HIS TIME WITH THE CUBBIES… even though you Are correct he grew up as a cardinals fan… mark mcgwire all over the house and everything… i wont ramble any more but !! i do hope he likes it here…

[ggreenishmango]

i think we should all love phil maton

oh phil.

[ggreenishmango]

more phils as of late (wip)

i watched him (the movie) yesterday and it kinda drove me insane