nsfw and triggering themes and mentions may be present, such as blood, gore, murder, death, religion.
❛ It’s too hot. My frickin’ vagina’s sweating. ❜
❛ You girls need to learn to fight. When witches don’t fight, we burn. ❜
❛ Don’t make me drop a house on you. ❜
❛ Everyone here is a witch. I’m so sorry. Please don’t send us to jail. ❜
❛ Is this where we all sing Kum-Bah-Yah? ❜
❛ Did we just marry the Devil? Because I’m not down with that. ❜
❛ Eternal life and all you can do with it is stuff your face and cry. ❜
❛ You’re the bitch that blindsided me with that candlestick. ❜
❛ I may be a maid, but there are limits to my servitude. ❜
❛ There’s nothing I hate more than a racist. ❜
❛ You know that’s all a crock of shit, right? ❜
❛ She done messed with the wrong witch, and she knows it. ❜
❛ This coven doesn’t need a new supreme, it needs a new rug. ❜
❛ I’m going to let the whole world in and get a good look at me. ❜
❛ You didn’t throw that acid but you might as well have. ❜
❛ They got some real power in that witch house now. ❜
❛ I am not a human being, but a spirit. A foul demon from hottest Hell. ❜
❛ It’s this century. It still does perplex me so. ❜
❛ The reason for living was to get ready to stay dead a long time. ❜
❛ The way my lips and my tongue wrapped around my instrument was… impeccable. ❜
❛ Throw me back in the box. I’ve seen enough of this world. ❜
❛ Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ❜
❛ At any rate, I’m not going to kill you, well maybe after dessert. ❜
❛ One dog moves out, another moves in. It’s the circle of life. ❜
❛ Haven’t you heard? I have no soul. I’ll just kill ‘em all. ❜
❛ I don’t give a donkey shit about title. I want only one thing: your soul. ❜
❛ Here’s my other offer. You can all just die. ❜
❛ I don’t wanna waste my magic on you, I can do you with my hands. ❜
❛ I can’t bring someone back once they’re gator shit. ❜
❛ I did it for us, I love you. I love you… Please, please! ❜
❛ Feel the fear and the pain, let it all in, and then let it all go. ❜
❛ Oh Jesus, go change your clothes. Wear something… black. ❜
❛ You took my power the minute I gave birth to you. ❜
❛ You let her die. Why did you let her die? ❜
❛ Why did you leave me? You said you’d never leave me. ❜
❛ Either crown me or kiss my ass. ❜
❛ I don’t really know anything about love if I was going to be honest. ❜
❛ You must think you’re very clever. ❜
❛ I don’t know how to thank you for saving my life. ❜
❛ What’s the matter, cat got your tongue? ❜
❛ When you come back, he’ll be as good as new. ❜
❛ If I wanted you dead, you would be. ❜
❛ I could have toasted a piece of bread with the heat they were putting on you. ❜
❛ That’s not easy, but you were a sloppy little witch bitch. ❜
❛ Do you have any clothes that don’t come from the Gap? ❜
❛ You can borrow something of mine. Frat party tonight. Just got the tweet. ❜
❛ I’m a human voodoo doll. ❜
❛ And, you will find love again. A strange and unexpected love. ❜
❛ Even if I wanted to give it to you, I couldn’t. ❜
❛ Our lives, our very existence is always at risk. Know this. Or, face extinction. ❜
❛ Why would you kill God’s innocent creatures? ❜
❛ I’ve surrounded myself with the white spirit light to protect me. ❜
❛ You think I’m stupid because of where I came from. ❜
❛ You can’t be your best self until you find your tribe. I’m still looking for mine. ❜
❛ It’s you that will end in flames! I swear it! ❜
❛ How can you be such a bitch? ❜
❛ The world isn’t safe for a girl like me, but maybe I’m not safe for the world either. ❜
❛ Voodoo. Witchcraft. This town ain’t big enough for the two of us. War is coming, and you’re gonna lose. ❜